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  • Sorry for the belated birthday wishes but I really didn't think you were going to live this long.

    Sorry for the belated birthday wishes but I really didn't think you were going to live this long.

    jennypyne09/18/2013
    1 sends
    2.40 (5 votes)
  • Please don't mistake this birthday wish for any form of potential friendship.

    Please don't mistake this birthday wish for any form of potential friendship.

    philoliveruk09/16/2013
    1 sends
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm so glad we're going to grow old together and that you'll always have a head start.

    I'm so glad we're going to grow old together and that you'll always have a head start.

    Keith4262609/08/2013
    1 sends
    3.25 (4 votes)
  • May your age be as irrelevant to you as your birthday is to others.

    May your age be as irrelevant to you as your birthday is to others.

    philoliveruk08/08/2013
    1 sends
    2.33 (3 votes)
  • Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior citizen's discount at the movies.

    Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior citizen's discount at the movies.

    sarah191008/08/2013
    1 sends
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.

    Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.

    philoliveruk07/31/2013
    1 sends
    3.75 (4 votes)
  • Happy Birthday to my favorite brother! I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite sister.

    Happy Birthday to my favorite brother! I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite sister.

    Kathy184958007/24/2013
    1 sends
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I'd have definitely mailed you a paper birthday card if I was going out to get something I needed.

    I'd have definitely mailed you a paper birthday card if I was going out to get something I needed.

    philoliveruk07/24/2013
    1 sends
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • Happy birthday to someone who had to spend the entire day at work.

    Happy birthday to someone who had to spend the entire day at work.

    beatrixxkiddo07/24/2013
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.

    Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.

    Kukka07/22/2013
    1 sends
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Sorry I didn't forget your birthday and you can't use it as an excuse to feel sorry for yourself this year.

    Sorry I didn't forget your birthday and you can't use it as an excuse to feel sorry for yourself this year.

    Benjamin214560707/09/2013
    1 sends
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • It means a lot to me that you expected nothing more than this birthday ecard from me.

    It means a lot to me that you expected nothing more than this birthday ecard from me.

    solmom06/03/2013
    1 sends
    2.67 (3 votes)
  • I can't believe it's already been a year since the last time I didn't buy you anything for your birthday.

    I can't believe it's already been a year since the last time I didn't buy you anything for your birthday.

    belowthebelt05/18/2013
    1 sends
    4.10 (10 votes)
  • Happy Birthday to the only guy I trust to not kill me during a zombie apocalypse.

    Happy Birthday to the only guy I trust to not kill me during a zombie apocalypse.

    atulip2205/09/2013
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I hope you have the best birthday that a person who can barely function in society can have.

    I hope you have the best birthday that a person who can barely function in society can have.

    kbd3105/01/2013
    1 sends
    2.29 (7 votes)
  • May you live to be so old that your family talks about you like you're not even there.

    May you live to be so old that your family talks about you like you're not even there.

    belowthebelt04/15/2013
    1 sends
    4.67 (6 votes)
  • Birthdays aren't the same when you get older but, it's not that bad because you get sex as your present.

    Birthdays aren't the same when you get older but, it's not that bad because you get sex as your present.

    Ashley327755604/15/2013
    1 sends
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Welcome to the age where you'll often forget your age.

    Welcome to the age where you'll often forget your age.

    solmom04/10/2013
    1 sends
    4.75 (4 votes)
  • Happy birthday to someone who's getting better with age in the ability to conceal how old they really are.

    Happy birthday to someone who's getting better with age in the ability to conceal how old they really are.

    belowthebelt04/07/2013
    1 sends
    2.67 (3 votes)
  • Happy birthday to a clean-freak that is one year closer to having dirt thrown on top of them.

    Happy birthday to a clean-freak that is one year closer to having dirt thrown on top of them.

    belowthebelt03/26/2013
    1 sends
    4.75 (4 votes)

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