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Sir, I've grown to like you as a boss because I know the guy who succeeds you may be much worse.
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John. Certainly the funniest guy around the workplace. Not this workplace, but still.
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At the company, we don't expect world domination. But we sure want you to try.
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Before woman was created, God gave man an ingenious device to bust his balls . . .
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Man, it's just not the same as taking a dump on Maxine's desk!
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I know you're my boss, but I swear to God, if you weren't 500 miles away I would have punched you in the face by now.
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Wake up Jones, before I slap you so hard your future kids will have my class ring permanently etched into their skulls! You too whore!
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Dude, Im so Bawss.
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Here you go. hope you like it. "what is it?" Oh just a little pig sh*t with a side of ass smothered in rat poison. Enjoy.
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asdasdsad.
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Your disgusting personality is the reason I have to pop pills at work. Happy Boss's Day, you wretched bag.
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Happy Boss's Day, from one boss bitch to another.
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I tried doing this to my boss today because he fired me. For some reason, it didn't work.
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If I think it is true, it is true, despite concrete evidence to the contrary.
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I AM BLOWHARD, HEAR ME ROAR!
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You promise I wasnt gonna have to swallow you again...
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Boss is double S-O-B spelled backwards!
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Juicing.... Like a Boss.
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Drunk..... Like a Boss.
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Prior proper planning prevents piss poor performance...