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    All this talk of a restraining order is making me think a blow job might be out of the question

    SnarkFactor 11 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • What exactly do you mean when you say you need a second,bigger, stimulus package.

    mjonharr yesterday
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • Men can be incredibly stupid!

    mrochelle yesterday
    1.50 (2 votes)

  • Miss Mary, Mack?

    the dalai lummox yesterday
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • Dating a man who has bigger tits than you is always a bad idea.

    Ellen3379 08/31/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • I am considering sex reassignment surgery as a relationship exit strategy.

    achtung 08/30/2010
    3.82 (11 votes)

  • It's not me, it's you.

    lizzieb 08/29/2010
    2.60 (5 votes)

  • Bitches cant hang with the streets.

    Fidna1 08/28/2010
    4.00 (2 votes)

  • I'd love to date you, but codependency is a prerequisite.

    LOSTFan 08/27/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • And just like that, Facebook destroyed her life when she saw her ex was "in a relationship."

    thenewoldbiddy 08/26/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • I think we should start swapping spit with other people.

    mjonharr 08/26/2010
    3.00 (1 votes)

  • I'll never forget you for the next several weeks.

    mjonharr 08/26/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • The butterflies I used to feel in the pit of my stomach when we were together have given way to searing abdominal cramps.

    mjonharr 08/25/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.

    Klaus.hergershimer 08/24/2010
    3.44 (9 votes)

  • Playing out our relationship via your smart phone enlightens me to the fact that you have the maturity of a fresh pile of dog poo.

    iambetharoo 08/24/2010
    2.33 (3 votes)

  • I don't want to grow old with you.

    mags1016 08/24/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Sorry to hear about your breakup. I am here for you if you need a shoulder to cry on...or if you need someone to kick your ex in the balls.

    rcafaro84 08/24/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • If I can't live up to your ex, I'll just beat the shit out of her.

    raggybluemuffin 08/24/2010
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • I dumped you because you're a public embarrassment.

    raggybluemuffin 08/24/2010
    4.00 (1 votes)

  • I chose Facebook over my boyfriend. Life's so much simpler these days!

    randhawadc 08/24/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)
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