Some people deserve a serious punch in the throat!
When I first met you, I never thought that my vagina will be an issue...
Oh. I see you're missing one important thing on your "To-Do" list: Go fuck yourself.
"Im sorry I cheated on you, you just have such a small dick".
I wish you had a heart so I could cut it out and sacrifice it like you did to mine.
Your arrogance is due to your ignorance from lack of intelligence.
If life is so precious, then why would God waste it on you?
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, you're not a door.
Don't feel special. I only keep your number in my phone, so I know not to answer when you call.
I will reach unto thy throat and cuff thine hands.
"Can you bring me the cheque sir? I've decided to fuck the girl at the other table".
So that's when I said, "Same shit different day."
Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command.
are you sure there's a dick in my box?
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
It's not you, it's my good taste in men.
HOW WE GONNA HAAAAAANDLE THIS!?!
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