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  • You Married A Beautiful Woman Who Had A Beautiful Baby; So Why Are You Still Calling Me Late At Night?

    You Married A Beautiful Woman Who Had A Beautiful Baby; So Why Are You Still Calling Me Late At Night?

    SuperUnknown04/11/2014
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  • Oh you thought the grass was greener on the Other side and now you wanna come back. Please hold while I transfer you to hell!!

    Oh you thought the grass was greener on the Other side and now you wanna come back. Please hold while I transfer you to hell!!

    Shavella356205204/10/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Now that we are married, let's talk about how much better life would be if only you'd change.

    Now that we are married, let's talk about how much better life would be if only you'd change.

    ros_ie04/09/2014
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  • I know you enjoyed it. It was loudly obvious. I was being sarcasmic, jackass!

    I know you enjoyed it. It was loudly obvious. I was being sarcasmic, jackass!

    davetpilot04/04/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Y De Que Murieron Las Quemadas?? A: Ardidas B: ARDIDAS! C: ARDIDAS! ????????

    Y De Que Murieron Las Quemadas?? A: Ardidas B: ARDIDAS! C: ARDIDAS! ????????

    Elsasolis8904/02/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Perhaps you need to be on Match.com looking for a man instead of posting songs on Facebook letting the whole world know your lonely! It's simply a suggestion.

    Perhaps you need to be on Match.com looking for a man instead of posting songs on Facebook letting the whole world know your lonely! It's simply a suggestion.

    1sniper21004/02/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • She says her boyfriend loves her! Bitch he's married with a baby on the way! For serious, get a clue.

    She says her boyfriend loves her! Bitch he's married with a baby on the way! For serious, get a clue.

    leamarie109103/19/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You're right dear.... Women are always right even when we're wrong!?

    You're right dear.... Women are always right even when we're wrong!?

    Garry354556003/13/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • What?... I was thinking about you when I was looking......

    What?... I was thinking about you when I was looking......

    geetarman5503/07/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • That akward moment when you call your fiance your baby mama's name.

    That akward moment when you call your fiance your baby mama's name.

    Thomas249185903/01/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Divorce is divorce of course, of course, and no one has intercourse in a divorce, of course. Unless of course, no intercourse is reason for divorce.

    Divorce is divorce of course, of course, and no one has intercourse in a divorce, of course. Unless of course, no intercourse is reason for divorce.

    Rob353645602/27/2014
    3.50 (2 votes)
  • There's always one douche bag in the office.

    There's always one douche bag in the office.

    Nick353560002/25/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I am a great believer in Karma, and the vengeance it serves up to those who are deliberately mean is generally enough for me. -Beth Ditto.

    I am a great believer in Karma, and the vengeance it serves up to those who are deliberately mean is generally enough for me. -Beth Ditto.

    Nsin51302/19/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • The only orgasm you ever gave me, was when you signed the divorce papers.

    The only orgasm you ever gave me, was when you signed the divorce papers.

    Ulva352717902/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If her true colors came in a box of crayons, they'd be Rusty Rose, Brunette B!tch, White Whore, Trampy Teal, and my favorite Hot Pink Heffer.

    If her true colors came in a box of crayons, they'd be Rusty Rose, Brunette B!tch, White Whore, Trampy Teal, and my favorite Hot Pink Heffer.

    a.stone7402/06/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Your heartbroken, your world came to a crashing halt. Just remember someone does love you and always has.

    Your heartbroken, your world came to a crashing halt. Just remember someone does love you and always has.

    Hillary193675902/06/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • EVERYONE KNOWS THAT REAL LADIES LOVE IRON ORDER.

    EVERYONE KNOWS THAT REAL LADIES LOVE IRON ORDER.

    durham sellers01/29/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I wouldn't mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren't coming from my wife.

    I wouldn't mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren't coming from my wife.

    William211510301/15/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's time to get the magnet removed from my forehead that keeps attracting emotionally unavailable, stupid and clueless men.

    It's time to get the magnet removed from my forehead that keeps attracting emotionally unavailable, stupid and clueless men.

    Kate344879901/01/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • My wife always thought that us becoming doomsday preppers was silly and stupid, then one day I look up and she's leading the Zombies right to our Bunker!

    My wife always thought that us becoming doomsday preppers was silly and stupid, then one day I look up and she's leading the Zombies right to our Bunker!

    FragileLogic12/31/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)

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