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See this? It's going up your ass if you don't leave right now.
Beckey1484815yesterday
1.00 (1 votes)

I went through a divorce and all I got was this fucking kid.
beenz0605/21/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

PMS ? Me ? No dear, I'm through the menopause and what you are experiencing is pure fucking bitch . . .
buntymcb05/21/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

Fill wiper fluid with cooking oil and smile.
pickleme00705/20/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

that awkward moment when you post something about ur new man being the sweetest,or most caring person......and me knowing you know he's marryed.
douugg05/20/2012
1.00 (1 votes)

quit taking pictures of yourself in the mirror,, you freaking goofball your not gods gift to woman.
douugg05/19/2012
1.50 (2 votes)

See, you hold it by this end and you use the heel to make her shut her mouth.
matthewcraig198205/18/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

pardon me while i go smack seven shades of shit out of this cum guzzling gutter slut.....
Greg119165405/15/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

My soon to be ex husband deserves only the best. So I got him a spiked, 6 speed dildo. Have fun hun!
Tiffany155197605/13/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

SORRY YOU LOST YOUR HOME BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PORNO ADDICTION.
jjmama4@hotmail.com05/11/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

This reminds me of your ex-wife...round, full of hot air, and GONE in 5,4,3,2,1...
RomanGoddess05/11/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

Look son! Your mother is such a whore, she has a website for all of her ex's.. shes already has a count of 33 at the age of 25. #smh.
Marty152577105/09/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

It must really boost your ego to be such a cunt.
one step ahead of your oblivion05/09/2012
3.50 (2 votes)

Deadbeat dads are full of spite. They plunge their kids into poverty, or deny them middle-class comfort, just to spite their former partners.
sheeves05/09/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

I am excited that you get to meet your future-ex-boyfriend tonight.
Meg25292505/08/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

It's much easier to raise a baby than a husband.
sonicfly905/08/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

Thinking of you...
thenoob05/06/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

Wow, my wife is so beautiful. It's a shame that her new husband hasn't changed the lock. Dumbass bitch.
chillmode300105/03/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

Lorena Bobbitt time!
villhelmromero05/03/2012
0.00 (0 votes)

She's fucking me out of my life savings, but at least I'm fucking her sister!
Matthew108052005/02/2012
1.00 (1 votes)

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