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  • Omg! If you only knew Darla that you are the Bitch and Karma going to bite your ass so hard were going to all pee on ourself. Love, Palmface.

    Omg! If you only knew Darla that you are the Bitch and Karma going to bite your ass so hard were going to all pee on ourself. Love, Palmface.

    lamo08/24/2012
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    4.00 (3 votes)
  • That spoonful of denial must taste yummy.

    That spoonful of denial must taste yummy.

    Lisa177297209/07/2012
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    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Since I've got you on the phone... Can we come to some arrangement that forwards all my bills to my ex-husband?

    Since I've got you on the phone... Can we come to some arrangement that forwards all my bills to my ex-husband?

    Chelsea227512009/07/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • YOU CANT TURN A HOE INTO A HUSBAND NEITHER....

    YOU CANT TURN A HOE INTO A HUSBAND NEITHER....

    towns197409/06/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If not for Welfare, Medicade and child support, you'd have to get a job and spend your own money on booze and cigarettes.

    If not for Welfare, Medicade and child support, you'd have to get a job and spend your own money on booze and cigarettes.

    Quantumtim09/05/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

    Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

    Samantha228385109/05/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Your marriage didn't work because you are a horrible person, but we can just blame it on the gays.

    Your marriage didn't work because you are a horrible person, but we can just blame it on the gays.

    bruceeagle09/05/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hello everyone...Sorry I'm not Ponch or John.....however i'm known as CHP or 'CHiPs'.

    Hello everyone...Sorry I'm not Ponch or John.....however i'm known as CHP or "CHiPs".

    Daniel236711209/04/2012
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  • Can't wait til he shares his lunch with another girl which means I get at least half of everything!

    Can't wait til he shares his lunch with another girl which means I get at least half of everything!

    Chad237982109/04/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thank you Midol for demonstrating how much easier Fort Knox is to break into versus your containers. Said EVERY woman.

    Thank you Midol for demonstrating how much easier Fort Knox is to break into versus your containers. Said EVERY woman.

    mhanigan09/09/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'How is it you're OK treating people this way? Doesn't it make you feel like shit?' ~Lily Pane Black'.

    "How is it you're OK treating people this way? Doesn't it make you feel like shit?" ~Lily Pane Black".

    Lily Pane Black09/09/2012
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    1.00 (1 votes)
  • This is your final warning Danny, either Hooters or Me! S.T.F.U. Melinda, I will give you that answer on Friday!!

    This is your final warning Danny, either Hooters or Me! S.T.F.U. Melinda, I will give you that answer on Friday!!

    Daniel236711209/13/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • COMING UP NEXT, POISON WHISKEY WITH THEIR NEW HIT 'YOU CAN'T TURN A WHORE INTO A HOUSEWIFE!' DAMN, I LOVE THAT SONG!

    COMING UP NEXT, POISON WHISKEY WITH THEIR NEW HIT "YOU CAN'T TURN A WHORE INTO A HOUSEWIFE!" DAMN, I LOVE THAT SONG!

    jayhinkle09/12/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If you were rolling around on the ground on fire I'd pray to God for the strength and ability to piss gasoline.

    If you were rolling around on the ground on fire I'd pray to God for the strength and ability to piss gasoline.

    sgroff09/12/2012
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    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Unfortunately, my divorce is final. Fortunately, I wanted to be a MILF anyways, so it works out.

    Unfortunately, my divorce is final. Fortunately, I wanted to be a MILF anyways, so it works out.

    magik09/11/2012
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    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Have you noticed how financially and mentally unstable mom is? Let's move in with dad and his younger new girlfriend.

    Have you noticed how financially and mentally unstable mom is? Let's move in with dad and his younger new girlfriend.

    Holly220731109/11/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I want a Divorce!!!! Can I get back the years I wasted??? Yes I want a Full Refund!!!

    I want a Divorce!!!! Can I get back the years I wasted??? Yes I want a Full Refund!!!

    joe222883309/10/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 7 Years you Say!!! WTF Why did it last that long???

    7 Years you Say!!! WTF Why did it last that long???

    joe222883309/10/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • There are touchdowns, but not touchups? There are endzones, but not beginning zones? Football is stupid!

    There are touchdowns, but not touchups? There are endzones, but not beginning zones? Football is stupid!

    jasonwuc09/09/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You think i'm stupid and naive... Don't be so sure.

    You think i'm stupid and naive... Don't be so sure.

    Smokesize09/04/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)

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