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  • The only constant in all your failed relationships is you.

    The only constant in all your failed relationships is you.

    frogstomp_n_toejam05/22/2012
    4.67 (3 votes)
  • Thank you for validating my decision to leave you by becoming a complete psychopath.

    Thank you for validating my decision to leave you by becoming a complete psychopath.

    chemistry05/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Skankasaurus.

    If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Skankasaurus.

    bdm7505/22/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • TWINKLE TWINKLE, LITTLE WHORE, CLOSE YOUR LEGS, THEY ARENT A DOOR.

    TWINKLE TWINKLE, LITTLE WHORE, CLOSE YOUR LEGS, THEY ARENT A DOOR.

    Kristina158761505/22/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • When your ex says 'you'll never find .. anyone like me' reply with thats the point?

    When your ex says 'you'll never find .. anyone like me' reply with thats the point?

    Renata158740905/22/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • We all know how misserable you are about not having a significant other. Stop broadcasting it on social networks, desperate is not a pretty look.

    We all know how misserable you are about not having a significant other. Stop broadcasting it on social networks, desperate is not a pretty look.

    Steph137274005/22/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You're Not Good Enough To Be A Full Douchebag...So You Shall Be Called Douche Nozzle.

    You're Not Good Enough To Be A Full Douchebag...So You Shall Be Called Douche Nozzle.

    BlueEyed8105/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • That wasn't bad cooking, that was arsenic...obviously not enough though.

    That wasn't bad cooking, that was arsenic...obviously not enough though.

    Jacqueline214605/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Look it's not you it's your penis.

    Look it's not you it's your penis.

    Notorious SK05/21/2012
    5.00 (7 votes)
  • I never thought I'd see the day he'd leave me for a WHALE.

    I never thought I'd see the day he'd leave me for a WHALE.

    rosieean05/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You know, it's weird. I want to fuck you but I kind of wanna punch you in the face too.

    You know, it's weird. I want to fuck you but I kind of wanna punch you in the face too.

    Kope199105/21/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Honey, don't hate me because he chose me over you, hate me because he doesn't want you back!

    Honey, don't hate me because he chose me over you, hate me because he doesn't want you back!

    angel_h080805/21/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Here's a toast to you, for breaking my heart. Here's a toast to me, for not breaking your face.

    Here's a toast to you, for breaking my heart. Here's a toast to me, for not breaking your face.

    auntheater05/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'll see your silent treatment and raise you a fuck off.

    I'll see your silent treatment and raise you a fuck off.

    socalchick05/21/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Porn, helps.

    Porn, helps.

    aeroforce105/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thinking of you gives me happy thoughts, like wanting to throw a hockey puck at you.

    Thinking of you gives me happy thoughts, like wanting to throw a hockey puck at you.

    Emily38271205/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Here's to never having to scratch your forest of a back anymore.

    Here's to never having to scratch your forest of a back anymore.

    Emily38271205/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I didn't join an online dating site to date, I joined it to stalk you.

    I didn't join an online dating site to date, I joined it to stalk you.

    Emily38271205/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Tell him I can't take his call right now. I'm washing my hair.....in the sink????

    Tell him I can't take his call right now. I'm washing my hair.....in the sink????

    Ashley158504505/21/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Don't be mistaken, Darling... I'm A bitch, Not YOUR bitch.

    Don't be mistaken, Darling... I'm A bitch, Not YOUR bitch.

    browneyes8005/21/2012
    4.67 (3 votes)

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