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  • Look it's not you it's your penis.

    Look it's not you it's your penis.

    Notorious SK05/21/2012
    5.00 (7 votes)
  • Wow! So that guy who has been treating you like shit all along has also lied to you? Inconceivable.

    Wow! So that guy who has been treating you like shit all along has also lied to you? Inconceivable.

    Amy77806755 hours ago
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • The real trouble with my life is that there's no background music.

    The real trouble with my life is that there's no background music.

    momtroversy05/20/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Crazy, our relationship has been rendered completely meaningless back the lack there of.

    Crazy, our relationship has been rendered completely meaningless back the lack there of.

    kd152205/14/2012
    4.20 (5 votes)
  • I'd like to forget you but the key marks on my car won't let me.

    I'd like to forget you but the key marks on my car won't let me.

    dlandry903/27/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I'll choke you with the same hands I fed you with.

    Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I'll choke you with the same hands I fed you with.

    yochristie03/21/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • If anything I post offends you, please bring it to my attention, so I can delete you off my friends list.

    If anything I post offends you, please bring it to my attention, so I can delete you off my friends list.

    bleachershane02/20/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • You're lucky I'm breaking up with you over the phone. It would have been on Facebook but my internet is down.

    You're lucky I'm breaking up with you over the phone. It would have been on Facebook but my internet is down.

    Tim141488905/05/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • I judge how long it's been since I've had sex by the length of my pubic hair.

    I judge how long it's been since I've had sex by the length of my pubic hair.

    rocco15205/18/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Oh, honey, the only thing more fake than you are...are the orgasms I said I had while I was with you.

    Oh, honey, the only thing more fake than you are...are the orgasms I said I had while I was with you.

    Angie156830905/20/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Don't be mistaken, Darling... I'm A bitch, Not YOUR bitch.

    Don't be mistaken, Darling... I'm A bitch, Not YOUR bitch.

    browneyes8005/21/2012
    4.67 (3 votes)
  • I'll see your silent treatment and raise you a fuck off.

    I'll see your silent treatment and raise you a fuck off.

    socalchick05/21/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Skankasaurus.

    If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Skankasaurus.

    bdm7505/22/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • The only constant in all your failed relationships is you.

    The only constant in all your failed relationships is you.

    frogstomp_n_toejam05/22/2012
    4.67 (3 votes)
  • You're the darkness at the end of my tunnel.

    You're the darkness at the end of my tunnel.

    boremesomemore05/22/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • 'I'm sorry Ma'am, but we don't have any rose-colored glasses to hide the fact that your husband is an asshole.'

    "I'm sorry Ma'am, but we don't have any rose-colored glasses to hide the fact that your husband is an asshole."

    sonicfly9yesterday
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Please don't think the time we have spent together means there is something between us. I was just bored.

    Please don't think the time we have spent together means there is something between us. I was just bored.

    mandymoyoyesterday
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Oh I'm sorry would you like crabs to go with your chlamydia, slut.

    Oh I'm sorry would you like crabs to go with your chlamydia, slut.

    fyffey91yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanks for dating someone ugly after we broke up. I win!

    Thanks for dating someone ugly after we broke up. I win!

    idrawcardsyesterday
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I found out he can't spell and has poor grammar. Now he's just somebody that I used to blow.

    I found out he can't spell and has poor grammar. Now he's just somebody that I used to blow.

    Maria1594598yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)

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