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  • It's been so much more peaceful since I kicked you out of the house and took back my life.

    It's been so much more peaceful since I kicked you out of the house and took back my life.

    frag211811/19/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You finally killed the relationship you demanded, and you wonder why no one is there to love you now.

    You finally killed the relationship you demanded, and you wonder why no one is there to love you now.

    frag211801/26/2014
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • As long as I get what I want, I don't care if anyone else thinks I'm a totally self-centered witch. I deserve it just because I'm me.

    As long as I get what I want, I don't care if anyone else thinks I'm a totally self-centered witch. I deserve it just because I'm me.

    frag211801/26/2014
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • That's right, dear, you don't have to let a man have any say in a relationship. As long as he gives you what you want he just doesn't matter at all.

    That's right, dear, you don't have to let a man have any say in a relationship. As long as he gives you what you want he just doesn't matter at all.

    frag211801/26/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Damn. Everything was going along perfectly until he got tired of being treated like a piece of shit.

    Damn. Everything was going along perfectly until he got tired of being treated like a piece of shit.

    frag211801/26/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I don't care that I owe you $2000 for utility bills I never helped with, you owe me $10 for the lunch I paid for!

    I don't care that I owe you $2000 for utility bills I never helped with, you owe me $10 for the lunch I paid for!

    frag211801/28/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Of course you're a bitch all the time. I just got tired of putting up with all your bullshit and petty childish behavior.

    Of course you're a bitch all the time. I just got tired of putting up with all your bullshit and petty childish behavior.

    frag211801/29/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • There are plenty of fish in the sea, and lots of floating garbage too.

    There are plenty of fish in the sea, and lots of floating garbage too.

    chipdwyer01/05/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • You turn me on to other people.

    You turn me on to other people.

    david.elmaleh02/20/2013
    4.87 (15 votes)
  • Your absence has only made my heart grow fonder of all the free time I have due to your absence.

    Your absence has only made my heart grow fonder of all the free time I have due to your absence.

    Greg930005/25/2012
    4.76 (34 votes)
  • Think about what you're doing...tomorrow you get to meet the 'real' her and there's no backing out for free after that.

    Think about what you're doing...tomorrow you get to meet the "real" her and there's no backing out for free after that.

    frag211804/13/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • It just dawned on me, I hate you.

    It just dawned on me, I hate you.

    azbankr04/04/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • That moment when you see the ugly whore your ex is stuck with now. WINNING!

    That moment when you see the ugly whore your ex is stuck with now. WINNING!

    snark'o'saurus03/09/2014
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Let me ignore you telling me about your problems so I can watch this trivial video on my cell phone.

    Let me ignore you telling me about your problems so I can watch this trivial video on my cell phone.

    frag211804/13/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Many people say they don't lie, but what they fail to admit is that they don't always tell the truth.

    Many people say they don't lie, but what they fail to admit is that they don't always tell the truth.

    Stephen318633802/09/2014
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • I do not much care for you to tickle my fancy for I do not fancy your tickle.

    I do not much care for you to tickle my fancy for I do not fancy your tickle.

    Comics348438904/02/2014
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Tell me again how I shouldn't worry about You talking to him when it's the only conversation you deleted.

    Tell me again how I shouldn't worry about You talking to him when it's the only conversation you deleted.

    James282050704/06/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • DO YOU LIKE TO POST THAT MEN ARE TO TREAT YOU AS QUEEN, BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU PUT HIM DOWN ???

    DO YOU LIKE TO POST THAT MEN ARE TO TREAT YOU AS QUEEN, BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU PUT HIM DOWN ???

    philadelphia3703/01/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was you actually giving a fuck for once. My mistake.

    Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was you actually giving a fuck for once. My mistake.

    Katie353536202/25/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I got 99 problems.... that are mostly caused by the stupidity of others.

    I got 99 problems.... that are mostly caused by the stupidity of others.

    lauradarling04/11/2014
    5.00 (2 votes)

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