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  • It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

    It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

    cheen11/17/2011
    5 sends
    4.67 (48 votes)
  • You are really starting to interfere with my being single.

    You are really starting to interfere with my being single.

    hellonurse04/18/2012
    3 sends
    4.57 (28 votes)
  • I take 3 shits a day between 2 & 3 o'clock. Is this normal? Oh, I'm sorry, since you're used to being full of shit, I thought you'd know.

    I take 3 shits a day between 2 & 3 o'clock. Is this normal? Oh, I'm sorry, since you're used to being full of shit, I thought you'd know.

    diddlyhohum05/08/2012
    2 sends
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Don't worry honey. Some day your baby daddy won't help support your child and you'll be a bitch too.

    Don't worry honey. Some day your baby daddy won't help support your child and you'll be a bitch too.

    nrrnq905/14/2012
    2 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The moment your therapist tells you that in fact Christian Grey is not a real person.

    The moment your therapist tells you that in fact Christian Grey is not a real person.

    drakeryan05/16/2012
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We had a good run.

    We had a good run.

    onmysonar05/16/2012
    2 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Honestly.... I don't have time to hate people who hate me because I am too busy loving the people who love me.

    Honestly.... I don't have time to hate people who hate me because I am too busy loving the people who love me.

    zedmeup10 hours ago
    2 sends
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

    I'm having a hard time getting over the relationship that we were never in.

    cadorfi03/03/2012
    2 sends
    4.78 (37 votes)
  • So sorry to hear that the Karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected... Perhaps a nice glass of 'I Fucking told you so' will help wash it down!!

    So sorry to hear that the Karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected... Perhaps a nice glass of "I Fucking told you so" will help wash it down!!

    suzi163104/12/2012
    2 sends
    4.80 (5 votes)
  • I told our dog that you died.

    I told our dog that you died.

    vicraz10/25/2009
    2 sends
    4.40 (67 votes)
  • Just give me one more chance to prove the last five affairs I had meant nothing to me.

    Just give me one more chance to prove the last five affairs I had meant nothing to me.

    mcloven01/28/2011
    2 sends
    4.00 (6 votes)
  • Sorry you didn't meet my ridiculously low standards.

    Sorry you didn't meet my ridiculously low standards.

    bitter107/20/2009
    1 sends
    4.64 (72 votes)
  • I think we should see other people until I am absolutely sure I can't do any better than you.

    I think we should see other people until I am absolutely sure I can't do any better than you.

    lxxepicxxl08/31/2009
    1 sends
    4.17 (40 votes)
  • This has been great, but I think I'll go back to doing whatever I want all the time.

    This has been great, but I think I'll go back to doing whatever I want all the time.

    mrdolce10/27/2009
    1 sends
    4.62 (84 votes)
  • Thanks for the reassurance I will never find anyone else like you.

    Thanks for the reassurance I will never find anyone else like you.

    pretzel04/13/2010
    1 sends
    4.68 (28 votes)
  • I'd like to go out with you, but I'm not ready for a serious relationship with an asshole.

    I'd like to go out with you, but I'm not ready for a serious relationship with an asshole.

    Jennifer12178206/06/2010
    1 sends
    4.21 (41 votes)
  • I feel like we've grown apart over the last few hours.

    I feel like we've grown apart over the last few hours.

    markusskinnus08/16/2010
    1 sends
    4.83 (35 votes)
  • I'll always be there for you if you feel like having sex without orgasm.

    I'll always be there for you if you feel like having sex without orgasm.

    markusskinnus11/02/2010
    1 sends
    4.74 (19 votes)
  • I think I need some cyber space.

    I think I need some cyber space.

    stella611/03/2010
    1 sends
    4.67 (18 votes)
  • My post break-up depression has really helped reverse my holiday weight gain.

    My post break-up depression has really helped reverse my holiday weight gain.

    lbarroilhet01/04/2011
    1 sends
    4.75 (8 votes)

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