I hope you reincarnate as a mayfly so that you'll live and die in a day and leave me the fuck alone.
I just bumped my head on my pillow.
This is not how you lose those calories. I have a quicker method, come home with me tonight.
I'm a fabulous singer in empty lifts and bathrooms with great acoustics.
I was hoping you would bang this door down and play rough with me.
"Have you decided on our child's name?" Darwin.
You need plastic surgery, not a haircut.
I think your face needs a little smashing from this birthday cake.
Looks like I gave you the impression that I give a fuck about you.
May we last longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.
