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Reminders
1 Find time to pray in good location. 2 Get in prayer position and prepare your heart. 3. Begin and make your requests known to God. 4. End it!
MARCH 29TH, 2012
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Congratulations
Congratulations to the most distinguished imbecile. Your perfection of and dedication to idiocy astounds even the most brilliant psychologists and psychiatrists.
MARCH 4TH, 2012
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Friendship
Perchance we may need to make time to stop into a fine haberdashery later to inform them that their hats are less than exceptional...
MARCH 3RD, 2012
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Congratulations
Congratulations to the most renowned ninny. Your incessant need to be loved by a little girl further defines the insecurities you keep insisting do not exist.
MARCH 3RD, 2012
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Congratulations
Congratulations to the most notorious dimwitted blockhead. May God greatly enhance your manners, morality, and poor character.
MARCH 2ND, 2012
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Congratulations
Congratulations to the most renowned Ninny. May God continue to enrich thee with the capacity for idiocy and self-inflicted injury.
MARCH 2ND, 2012
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Congratulations
Congratulations on being the world's most esteemed imbecile. I do pray that God does indeed develop your capacity for learning.
MARCH 2ND, 2012
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Valentine's Day
Love is merely the causal result of hormonal stimuli amongst adolescents. - All my Love - Dr. Cox.
FEBRUARY 14TH, 2012
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Flirting
So, can i clothe you in righteousness?
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
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Flirting
Let;s say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites...
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
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Flirting
I could be your Boaz...
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
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Flirting
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you...
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
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Flirting
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
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Flirting
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
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Flirting
Bathsheba had nothing on you...
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
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Flirting
Is this the transfiguration.. because you are glowing...
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
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Flirting
I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
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Flirting
You put the "cute" back in persecution!
FEBRUARY 7TH, 2012
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Flirting
You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa.
FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012
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Confession
I miss you ignoring me.
AUGUST 23RD, 2011
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