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I'm opting for Chinese New Year resolutions, since my American New Year resolutions were an epic fail.
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i bet the 'YMCA' dance is hard to do in chinese.
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Where's the data department, today? ...Happy Chinese New Year.
Amr601/23/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
Good luck banging your first asian on this Chinese New Year.
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Happy New Year to the one Chinese man I almost talked to once.
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May your General Tso's be prepared even faster than normal on this Chinese New Year.
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Shut up, you know chicks love gay guys.
Amr601/23/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
It's the Chinese New Year, so remember to stop dating your checks Year of the Rabbit and start dating them Year of the Dragon.
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I'm not Chinese, I'm filipino, dickhead.
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Happy Chinese New Year. Because the regular new year has already proven to be an irredeemable failure.
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I might as well make some resolutions for Chinese New Year, since I've already broken all the ones I made a few weeks ago.
fkfk01/23/2012 5.00 (3 votes) -
Let's celebrate Chinese New Year by comparing our adult children's careers, income levels and marital statuses.
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I'm pretty sure all money in my red pockets will be gone when Chinese New Year even hasn't end... My mom spends them.
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To those who celebrate Chinese New Year, I hope you celebrate like it's 4710 or 4709 or 4649...screw it! Year of the Dragon!
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On the eve of Chinese New Year keep in mind that imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.
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Gong Xi Fa Cai Bitches.
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I'd be more interested in your lame ass Chinese animal years if they included a honey badger.
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I'd like to wish you a Happy Chinese New Year, but I don't want to interrupt you until you've finished assembling my Iphone.
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Have a Happy Chinese New Year remembering that this card was Made In America by an unpaid worker for Someecards.
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No, we're not the same. Heads up on Chinese New Year: Mon. January 23rd!