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  • Because I'm Jewish, I grow tiny Christmas trees so none of my relatives see them.

    Because I'm Jewish, I grow tiny Christmas trees so none of my relatives see them.

    Mike1432584yesterday
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  • The Hoasis is calling you! Take a number!

    The Hoasis is calling you! Take a number!

    Chad159206405/22/2012
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  • I'm not really Santa, but you can sit on my lap.

    I'm not really Santa, but you can sit on my lap.

    paio.rodriguez05/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Do not ever doubt my ability to find shit out.

    Do not ever doubt my ability to find shit out.

    peppycmax05/16/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • 'Mommy, why is Santa putting that in your mouth'? Merry Christmas, may all your holiday dreams come true.

    "Mommy, why is Santa putting that in your mouth"? Merry Christmas, may all your holiday dreams come true.

    mdawgc6205/16/2012
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  • What the fuck do you want?

    What the fuck do you want?

    Alex152152805/16/2012
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  • Item 45. Your wife's panties... My dad wrote that....

    Item 45. Your wife's panties... My dad wrote that....

    Donovan155217605/13/2012
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  • This fucker knows I don't exist right?

    This fucker knows I don't exist right?

    Nick145732205/13/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUSE.

    I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUSE.

    murdock00405/12/2012
    1.67 (3 votes)
  • 2011 called. They want their Christmas lights back.

    2011 called. They want their Christmas lights back.

    Dave9115105/10/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I can't believe mom is cheating on dad with Santa.

    I can't believe mom is cheating on dad with Santa.

    Goobiisnacks05/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Gee, I hope our Star Wars defensive shield doesn't shoot down Santa.

    Gee, I hope our Star Wars defensive shield doesn't shoot down Santa.

    Paul124130405/09/2012
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  • Dear Santa, are you fucking kidding me, Two presents and a sack lunch.... seriously?

    Dear Santa, are you fucking kidding me, Two presents and a sack lunch.... seriously?

    phaze21305/08/2012
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  • This is what happens when you lie to your kids and drink too much eggnog...

    This is what happens when you lie to your kids and drink too much eggnog...

    Meg151464605/08/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Keep up that shit attitude, and I won't let your parents out of those boxes I buried last night!

    Keep up that shit attitude, and I won't let your parents out of those boxes I buried last night!

    zaxism102205/07/2012
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  • Santa is a figment of your imagination, much like your Father.

    Santa is a figment of your imagination, much like your Father.

    zaxism102205/07/2012
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  • You can move a Wisconsinite to San Diego, but you can never take away her fear of winter.

    You can move a Wisconsinite to San Diego, but you can never take away her fear of winter.

    Paul124130405/06/2012
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  • Dear Santa, Please don't screw this up. If it doesn't fit in my wallet or liquor cabinet then I don't want it.

    Dear Santa, Please don't screw this up. If it doesn't fit in my wallet or liquor cabinet then I don't want it.

    TJacksonK05/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • When I said 'No gifts this year', I really meant 'There had better be a ring hidden in the damn Christmas tree'.

    When I said "No gifts this year", I really meant "There had better be a ring hidden in the damn Christmas tree".

    kmichelle_05/06/2012
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  • Hey Santa! How come you are wearing an orange jumpsuit, and who is D.O.C.?!

    Hey Santa! How come you are wearing an orange jumpsuit, and who is D.O.C.?!

    zaxism102205/06/2012
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