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  • My animals ate your annoying little Elf on the Shelf! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

    My animals ate your annoying little Elf on the Shelf! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

    Courtney286983412/31/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You know, being 30 and still getting Santa presents could shed some light on your persistent lack of steady sex.

    You know, being 30 and still getting Santa presents could shed some light on your persistent lack of steady sex.

    brewsternews12/29/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Glad my kids have finally reached the age when I can buy them presents for me.

    Glad my kids have finally reached the age when I can buy them presents for me.

    william160974912/29/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • That look on your face when some one posts pictures of their 7 year old getting an electronic for Christmas that is more than you spent for your whole family.

    That look on your face when some one posts pictures of their 7 year old getting an electronic for Christmas that is more than you spent for your whole family.

    S*Ford12/28/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.

    Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.

    bigmacher12/28/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • 'Enjoying your day off?' - what Jewish people say to each other on Christmas.

    "Enjoying your day off?" - what Jewish people say to each other on Christmas.

    bigmacher12/28/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • There are 362 days until Christmas and people have their lights up already! Unbelievable!

    There are 362 days until Christmas and people have their lights up already! Unbelievable!

    Julie176268512/27/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Dear Santa, I was good all year, well most of it, well at least for the last week! Screw it, I will buy my own shit!

    Dear Santa, I was good all year, well most of it, well at least for the last week! Screw it, I will buy my own shit!

    Ntart77712/27/2013
    3.50 (2 votes)
  • The best gifts I received this Christmas were the ones I bought myself.

    The best gifts I received this Christmas were the ones I bought myself.

    Kimberry70712/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Here's hoping you never have to celebrate the true meaning of Christmas again because FedEx failed to deliver your presents.

    Here's hoping you never have to celebrate the true meaning of Christmas again because FedEx failed to deliver your presents.

    Karen257247612/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It must be tough to celebrate the real Reason for the Season after the UPS/FedEx fail.

    It must be tough to celebrate the real Reason for the Season after the UPS/FedEx fail.

    Karen257247612/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Who's cleaning up all this Christmas shit?

    Who's cleaning up all this Christmas shit?

    Felice3312/27/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Happy Day-After-Christmas! Wishing you full refunds, equitable exchanges, and many happy returns!

    Happy Day-After-Christmas! Wishing you full refunds, equitable exchanges, and many happy returns!

    vickipedia12/26/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My Christmas presents were great this year. The down side to this is there will be no recycled re-gifting for next year.....

    My Christmas presents were great this year. The down side to this is there will be no recycled re-gifting for next year.....

    ajaxx12/26/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Day-After-Christmas! Wishing you happy returns, full refunds, and equitable exchanges!

    Happy Day-After-Christmas! Wishing you happy returns, full refunds, and equitable exchanges!

    vickipedia12/26/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Day-After-Christmas! Sending you wishes of excellent exchanges and full refunds!

    Happy Day-After-Christmas! Sending you wishes of excellent exchanges and full refunds!

    vickipedia12/26/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • There are no more Christmas cookies. However, there is plenty of fruitcake.

    There are no more Christmas cookies. However, there is plenty of fruitcake.

    Mark222388812/26/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Now that Christ is born, I can't wait for the 'rise from the dead' gifts.

    Now that Christ is born, I can't wait for the 'rise from the dead' gifts.

    Mark222388812/26/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • He knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good.... because you posted it on Facebook.

    He knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good.... because you posted it on Facebook.

    Melody349424812/26/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's Over It's Over! Christmas has Finally gone. Next is the holiday they keep going on about Zombies and The End. At least it comes with Alcohol......

    It's Over It's Over! Christmas has Finally gone. Next is the holiday they keep going on about Zombies and The End. At least it comes with Alcohol......

    Theresa311702812/26/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)

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