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  • Yes, I agree!! Elf on the Shelf is some freaky shit!

    Yes, I agree!! Elf on the Shelf is some freaky shit!

    sandie123412/23/2012
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  • And this is where fat chicks come from children.

    And this is where fat chicks come from children.

    Ashley292520512/23/2012
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  • I clipped everything that you wanted for Christmas and pinned it to a board. Merry Pinterest!

    I clipped everything that you wanted for Christmas and pinned it to a board. Merry Pinterest!

    Chris292516612/23/2012
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  • Best of luck finding an open manger in this day and age.

    Best of luck finding an open manger in this day and age.

    diannec12/23/2012
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  • However I offend you, either by saying Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays, rest assured, I don't really give a shit.

    However I offend you, either by saying Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays, rest assured, I don't really give a shit.

    Suzanne130181212/23/2012
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  • This year I'm handing out some well deserved presents: bitch slaps, junk punches and some home truths about the dangers of being ugly.

    This year I'm handing out some well deserved presents: bitch slaps, junk punches and some home truths about the dangers of being ugly.

    kc07812/23/2012
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  • Merry Christmas, Whore.

    Merry Christmas, Whore.

    jeffrey3x12/23/2012
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  • Wishing you the best this Christmas! As in the best kind of herpes and the best kind of gonorrhea.

    Wishing you the best this Christmas! As in the best kind of herpes and the best kind of gonorrhea.

    jeffrey3x12/23/2012
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  • Santa, I have been bad and should get a lump of coal. All I have been doing this year is killing workouts.

    Santa, I have been bad and should get a lump of coal. All I have been doing this year is killing workouts.

    Cesar292567512/23/2012
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  • There's still time to get on Santa's naughty list... In the future, coal will be more valuable than gold.

    There's still time to get on Santa's naughty list... In the future, coal will be more valuable than gold.

    jrgluchow7412/23/2012
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  • You sit on a throne of lies! You smell like beef and cheese .....

    You sit on a throne of lies! You smell like beef and cheese .....

    Kim31179912/23/2012
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  • The day-after Christmas hangover... All the excitement is over but the bills are still there.

    The day-after Christmas hangover... All the excitement is over but the bills are still there.

    kmanocchio12/23/2012
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  • Rudolph should've opened a can of whoop ass on those other reindeer. Red-nosed wuss is more like it.

    Rudolph should've opened a can of whoop ass on those other reindeer. Red-nosed wuss is more like it.

    plumebug12/23/2012
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  • I didn't know what to get you, so I hope you enjoy this $10 gift certificate for anal bleaching. Merry Christmas!

    I didn't know what to get you, so I hope you enjoy this $10 gift certificate for anal bleaching. Merry Christmas!

    Shannon Scheller12/23/2012
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  • I really don't feel like carrying all this shit.

    I really don't feel like carrying all this shit.

    eva09312/23/2012
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    4.33 (3 votes)
  • Merry Christmas, Sweetheart. I hope that you enjoy your gifts that I bought you with your own money!

    Merry Christmas, Sweetheart. I hope that you enjoy your gifts that I bought you with your own money!

    Laurie1140012/23/2012
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  • Christmas for adults is when you try and act like you don't care that your parents don't get you gifts anymore because your kids get everything.

    Christmas for adults is when you try and act like you don't care that your parents don't get you gifts anymore because your kids get everything.

    upsman10855012/24/2012
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  • I wanna be a Boy Ma Ma.

    I wanna be a Boy Ma Ma.

    Jerry117640612/24/2012
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  • The four seasons of Pittsburgh... almost Winter, Winter, still Winter, and Construction.

    The four seasons of Pittsburgh... almost Winter, Winter, still Winter, and Construction.

    Ryan238189512/24/2012
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  • I want a race car, my picture with Aladdin, and my mommy to be the most beautiful girl in the world. Wait I already got that last one. -Nugget.

    I want a race car, my picture with Aladdin, and my mommy to be the most beautiful girl in the world. Wait I already got that last one. -Nugget.

    Jerry117640612/24/2012
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