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Thanks for the tacos and busboys. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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Happy Seis de Mayo!!!
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Border Patrol snipers are snapping in on Jose' from 200 yards. Jose' is seconds from an exploding dirt nap!
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Someday I'll be a teenager celebrating "Cinco de Drinko" on the beach which will lead to puke-o on the way to the ambulance-o.
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National Hangover Day. May your headache remind you of the Avengers like drinking you did last night.
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Happy Mexican New Year, or whatever Cinco de Mayo is.
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I can only afford to celebrate Cinco de Mayo when it falls on Taco Tuesday.
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nothing says i'm honoring a holiday like getting completely drunk to the point that you forget your own name. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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Freeze! Border Patrol! Just playin...Happy Cinco de Mayo!
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May 5th, the one day of the year you actually flaunt your heritage... for free shots of tequila.
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After this Cinco de Mayo, I'm going to be questioning any morals that I have left; which isn't a lot.
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Happy Cinco de Mayo! Was that the day we took Texas? Anyway, pass me that novelty sombrero and a premixed margarita.
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HAPPY TEQUILA GAMES. May the odds be ever in your favor, you raging alcoholic.
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Don't be stupid, Cinco de Mayo is just another excuse to get WASTED!
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Hey Dad, did they let you keep the sombrero on in your mug shot because it was Cinco de Mayo?
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I'm going to drink the shit out of some shit this Cinco De Mayo!!
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Cinco de Mayo...the one day a year it's acceptable to wear a sombrero, drink margaritas, and blame conception on your actions.
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One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Whore.
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I don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but I do celebrate cheap Mexican labor.
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Cinco de Mayo...the one day a year it's acceptable to wear a sombreo, drink margarita's, and blame conception on your actions.
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