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  • Let's all wear sombreros and get faced in celebration of Cinco de Mayo, even though we are American and have no idea what Cinco de Mayo is.

    Let's all wear sombreros and get faced in celebration of Cinco de Mayo, even though we are American and have no idea what Cinco de Mayo is.

    dinosaureggs06/27/2013
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  • Lets roll balls and grope each other!

    Lets roll balls and grope each other!

    Kenny333806505/28/2013
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  • Now that I'm older, I miss when Cinco De Mayo meant something...like a trip to the free clinic on Seis De Mayo.

    Now that I'm older, I miss when Cinco De Mayo meant something...like a trip to the free clinic on Seis De Mayo.

    msleezer05/06/2013
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  • Is it really necessary to adopt another country's holiday just to have an excuse to drink tequila? You don't need one the other 364 days of the year.

    Is it really necessary to adopt another country's holiday just to have an excuse to drink tequila? You don't need one the other 364 days of the year.

    Amy164663605/05/2013
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  • This is America, Jack. We speak English, we celebrate the 4th of July, and we drink beer. Act accordingly.

    This is America, Jack. We speak English, we celebrate the 4th of July, and we drink beer. Act accordingly.

    Amy164663605/05/2013
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  • You had me at '¡Hola!'

    You had me at "¡Hola!"

    Superphreaky05/05/2013
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  • Shut The Cinco De Mayo Fuck Up, Pancho!

    Shut The Cinco De Mayo Fuck Up, Pancho!

    loria05/05/2013
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  • The Cinco of May - my glass is tiny and I hold it funny!! Cheers Mehiko.

    The Cinco of May - my glass is tiny and I hold it funny!! Cheers Mehiko.

    Pierre1505/05/2013
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  • 'The mayo is sinking!' 'The mayo is sinking!!'

    "The mayo is sinking!" "The mayo is sinking!!"

    Cody327528905/05/2013
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  • I'll kick it with you this Cinco de mayo if you stop calling me you're hot tamale.

    I'll kick it with you this Cinco de mayo if you stop calling me you're hot tamale.

    latina 50105/05/2013
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  • I'll kick it with you this Cinco de mayo if you stop calling me you're hot tamale.

    I'll kick it with you this Cinco de mayo if you stop calling me you're hot tamale.

    latina 50105/05/2013
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  • Happy Cinco de Mayo! Drink and celebrate your country's independence! Oh wait, you're Venezuelan. Yep, still ruled by a dictator. Sorry about that.

    Happy Cinco de Mayo! Drink and celebrate your country's independence! Oh wait, you're Venezuelan. Yep, still ruled by a dictator. Sorry about that.

    Caroline327008205/05/2013
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  • Let's party till we shit pinatas.

    Let's party till we shit pinatas.

    Wendy330751905/05/2013
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  • Mericon de Mente, Cinco de Mayo is not the day for 5 flavors of mayonnaise. It's the day for five flavors of Beers and Tequila. Puto.

    Mericon de Mente, Cinco de Mayo is not the day for 5 flavors of mayonnaise. It's the day for five flavors of Beers and Tequila. Puto.

    4jaded05/05/2013
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  • Don't be a Cinco de Mayo hell raiser unless you want the Tazer. Don't Taze me bro!

    Don't be a Cinco de Mayo hell raiser unless you want the Tazer. Don't Taze me bro!

    Rick7045005/04/2013
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  • May your limited knowledge of the spanish language not lead you to think that you should eat mayonaise until you vomit on May 5th.

    May your limited knowledge of the spanish language not lead you to think that you should eat mayonaise until you vomit on May 5th.

    Todd162082105/04/2013
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  • Cinco De Mayo! Or as I like to call it: Tequila Sweats and Plan B Eve.

    Cinco De Mayo! Or as I like to call it: Tequila Sweats and Plan B Eve.

    yomama13805/04/2013
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  • Happy mexican St. Patrick's day!

    Happy mexican St. Patrick's day!

    LG080805/04/2013
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  • I don't plan on making it to Monday.

    I don't plan on making it to Monday.

    bwilksilly05/03/2013
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  • Let's celebrate reaching our weight loss goals with a gigantic pitcher of margaritas and heaping plates of Mexican food.

    Let's celebrate reaching our weight loss goals with a gigantic pitcher of margaritas and heaping plates of Mexican food.

    Jules188820405/03/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)

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