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  • Merry Christmas! to a jew who celebrates Christmas.

    Merry Christmas! to a jew who celebrates Christmas.

    pologirl09/18/2009
    1.86 (7 votes)
  • Lets have a Mexican beer in salute to illegal aliens and their state-funded welfare.

    Lets have a Mexican beer in salute to illegal aliens and their state-funded welfare.

    Nolan135507804/06/2012
    3.00 (6 votes)
  • I would like to get drunk on Cinco de Mayo but I'm still drunk from Dos, Tres, and Quatro de Mayo.

    I would like to get drunk on Cinco de Mayo but I'm still drunk from Dos, Tres, and Quatro de Mayo.

    makesally05/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • To help celebrate Cinco de Mayo I took my multi-vitamin with a shot of tequila.

    To help celebrate Cinco de Mayo I took my multi-vitamin with a shot of tequila.

    pcguru196405/05/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Here's to Mexico: you make Detroit look like fucking Disneyland.

    Here's to Mexico: you make Detroit look like fucking Disneyland.

    good2go1805/05/2009
    5.00 (6 votes)
  • Let's spend the evening drinking margaritas, gorging on cheap mexican food, then shitting our pants all night.

    Let's spend the evening drinking margaritas, gorging on cheap mexican food, then shitting our pants all night.

    megan hill05/05/2009
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I'm going to drink the shit out of some shit this Cinco De Mayo!!

    I'm going to drink the shit out of some shit this Cinco De Mayo!!

    Trish11238505/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanks for the tacos and busboys. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

    Thanks for the tacos and busboys. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

    iarchive05/17/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • You had a purple elephant that farts rainbow bubbles and stands on a bike while wearing a top hat? And you're worried about gay marriage?

    You had a purple elephant that farts rainbow bubbles and stands on a bike while wearing a top hat? And you're worried about gay marriage?

    rydia24104/12/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Mixing my Tamiflu with tequila is the perfect way to celebrate the holidays.

    Mixing my Tamiflu with tequila is the perfect way to celebrate the holidays.

    fredrickj04/29/2009
    4.67 (3 votes)
  • Freeze! Border Patrol! Just playin...Happy Cinco de Mayo!

    Freeze! Border Patrol! Just playin...Happy Cinco de Mayo!

    skyliner340005/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • It's Not An Hispanic Name! Said No Juan Ever.

    It's Not An Hispanic Name! Said No Juan Ever.

    Brian9149108/29/2012
    4.75 (4 votes)
  • National Hangover Day. May your headache remind you of the Avengers like drinking you did last night.

    National Hangover Day. May your headache remind you of the Avengers like drinking you did last night.

    *dntbsillynow*05/06/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • To my fellow Gringos... Party like a Piñata! GET SMASHED! Here's to celebrating Cinco de Mayo harder than any Mexican we know!

    To my fellow Gringos... Party like a Piñata! GET SMASHED! Here's to celebrating Cinco de Mayo harder than any Mexican we know!

    valentine038405/03/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I can only afford to celebrate Cinco de Mayo when it falls on Taco Tuesday.

    I can only afford to celebrate Cinco de Mayo when it falls on Taco Tuesday.

    scozaccoo05/05/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanks France for losing to Mexico in whatever year way long ago, because it only means that's it's ok to get fucked up by noon.

    Thanks France for losing to Mexico in whatever year way long ago, because it only means that's it's ok to get fucked up by noon.

    Wendy330751905/03/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Cinco de Mayo - my 2nd favorite drinking holiday behind Valentines Day.

    Cinco de Mayo - my 2nd favorite drinking holiday behind Valentines Day.

    amymuffin08/15/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Drinking won't solve your problems, but it will give you lots of interesting new ones.

    Drinking won't solve your problems, but it will give you lots of interesting new ones.

    GalinVA04/29/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Cinco de Mayo, the only day in the year where being drunk and latino is cool and acceptable.

    Cinco de Mayo, the only day in the year where being drunk and latino is cool and acceptable.

    marketanggroup04/30/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I only celebrate Cinco de Mayo so I can get drunk enough to forget yesterday's non-stop 'May the Fourth' jokes.

    I only celebrate Cinco de Mayo so I can get drunk enough to forget yesterday's non-stop "May the Fourth" jokes.

    Melle2705/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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