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  • I don't know if my stomach is growling cuz I'm hungry or if that's my liver crying cuz it's Cinco de Mayo.

    I don't know if my stomach is growling cuz I'm hungry or if that's my liver crying cuz it's Cinco de Mayo.

    *dntbsillynow*05/05/2012
    3.33 (3 votes)
  • I'm not saying my sombrero is better than yours, I'm simply saying yours will fall short in comparison.

    I'm not saying my sombrero is better than yours, I'm simply saying yours will fall short in comparison.

    kelly time05/01/2012
    3.33 (3 votes)
  • It's Cinco de Mayo bitches! Im'a get my mf'in drunk on!

    It's Cinco de Mayo bitches! Im'a get my mf'in drunk on!

    Grant132236105/03/2012
    3.33 (3 votes)
  • Don't be stupid, Cinco de Mayo is just another excuse to get WASTED!

    Don't be stupid, Cinco de Mayo is just another excuse to get WASTED!

    Samii05/05/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Who knew so many people would use someecards as a forum to air their racist, xenophobic perspectives on Cinco de Mayo. It's just sad.

    Who knew so many people would use someecards as a forum to air their racist, xenophobic perspectives on Cinco de Mayo. It's just sad.

    jscot05/02/2012
    2.67 (9 votes)
  • Someday I'll be a teenager celebrating 'Cinco de Drinko' on the beach which will lead to puke-o on the way to the ambulance-o.

    Someday I'll be a teenager celebrating "Cinco de Drinko" on the beach which will lead to puke-o on the way to the ambulance-o.

    Cassandra148278105/06/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Cinco De Mayo, darling. Let's go out and pretend to be Mexican for a day.

    Happy Cinco De Mayo, darling. Let's go out and pretend to be Mexican for a day.

    m2user05/04/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Cinco de Mayo is when Mexicans celebrate winning a battle over the French. Is that really worth celebrating? I mean...who hasn't beaten the French?

    Cinco de Mayo is when Mexicans celebrate winning a battle over the French. Is that really worth celebrating? I mean...who hasn't beaten the French?

    t.d. cooper05/04/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • May the tequila rise to meet you and may the border be always at your back.

    May the tequila rise to meet you and may the border be always at your back.

    Bottomofthebarrel05/03/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I'd love to celebrate Cinco de Mayo like the Mexicans do, but I'm not sure how to clean a house or use a lawnmower.

    I'd love to celebrate Cinco de Mayo like the Mexicans do, but I'm not sure how to clean a house or use a lawnmower.

    Bottomofthebarrel05/02/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Cinco de Mayo... Giving Mexicans the freedom to reproduce irresponsibly since 1862!

    Cinco de Mayo... Giving Mexicans the freedom to reproduce irresponsibly since 1862!

    par00705/05/2011
    2.00 (3 votes)
  • Get me a drink you whore!!!

    Get me a drink you whore!!!

    carlosmb3502/20/2012
    1.67 (3 votes)
  • Cinco de Mayo, the only day in the year where being latino is a cool.

    Cinco de Mayo, the only day in the year where being latino is a cool.

    marketanggroup04/30/2012
    1.00 (3 votes)
  • Here's to another year of us NOT walking down the aisle...

    Here's to another year of us NOT walking down the aisle...

    jmoney122112/17/2011
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I help my country by smuggling mexicans in my vagina...

    I help my country by smuggling mexicans in my vagina...

    Beth122033803/11/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • Arriba, arriba! Yee-HAA!

    Arriba, arriba! Yee-HAA!

    misspm04/27/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • If Juan can get the lizard to swallow the baggie of meth, he won't have to cram it in his anus to get it across the border.

    If Juan can get the lizard to swallow the baggie of meth, he won't have to cram it in his anus to get it across the border.

    John69205012/28/2010
    2.71 (7 votes)
  • I hope Cinco de Mayo isn't a National Holiday. Because this house isn't going to clean itself.......

    I hope Cinco de Mayo isn't a National Holiday. Because this house isn't going to clean itself.......

    Rachel12167011/28/2010
    3.67 (6 votes)
  • I'm going to paint you like a Aztec princess.

    I'm going to paint you like a Aztec princess.

    Carlos138831404/14/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanks Mexico, I had been running out of reasons to drink.

    Thanks Mexico, I had been running out of reasons to drink.

    Jim148335405/03/2012
    3.00 (3 votes)

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