Remember kids, college is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
I give up trying not to get black out drunk with you.
thou see's thee rollin' thou loathing.
Timmy just got laid. Congratulations Timmy.
I can't wait until we don't have to live together anymore and I can stop pretending to like you.
You make me want to kiss your lips and then move up to your belly button.
Vyvanse- Gettin shit done since 2000 BC.
You might see cute but all I see is the reason for birth control.
You are, indeed, the sloppiest girl here.
Quote and Unquote Me ! I Beat The Pussy Up !
If thats what you call a "Dream Team" i cant even imagine what their nightmares are like.
Your bed is easier to get into than a community college.
You love five dolla footlongs in your mouth. Homo.
Got accepted into the University of Virginia? Cavs can't get enough of me.
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