It's so good. Don't even try it once.
Your football team and town defeated me.
There is too much shit in our fridge
I have consciously decided to be unconscious tonight.
your flexibility will never allow me to forget that you were once a circus freak.
Ah, but for a decent meal. Enjoy your Victorian studies. And your gruel...!
You are a terrible lab partner.
You are a terrible lab partner.
Sorry I didn't learn anything in class because I was too busy thinking about sex.
I'm Batman. Would you like that? Would you like to drink with Batman?
You're into fitness? Well how bout fitness dick in your mouth?
Watching women park hurts me in my balls.
I don't have blackouts. I just take loud, vertical naps.
It's not pretty being easy.
I hope you don't think it's creepy that I still have your address in my GPS.
just your daily reminder to keep noddin your head like yeah & movin your hips like yeah....
Here's hoping your mom doesn't make you a "Weight Watchers" Thanksgiving.
Why am I dating him? I don't even like him.