I have to admit, I could care less that we lost. It was just an excuse to blackout.
Crying after your team loses is not the best way to impress your hooker.
I'm glad midterms are over so we can stop being crack heads and start being alcoholics again.
At least your head isnt this big, but its pretty close.
I hope you have so much fun on Spring Break they have to send your vagina home in a pine box.
You amigos ready for spring break 2010.
If you're an employer, please Google me before Spring Break.
Thanks for not stepping on my head when I passed out.
I'd rather be playing videogames at home right now.
Who knew student loans would be this much fun
You should attend my little toga soiree Saturday night instead of downloading porn... you perve
