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    Oh what the hell, it's 5AM somwhere!!

    bcash34 08/29/2010
    3.50 (2 votes)

  • You know we're going to be fuck-buddies this semester, right ?

    Rinehaus 08/29/2010
    2.00 (3 votes)

  • Careful, we'll be using that later.

    gatzby 08/25/2010
    4.67 (3 votes)

  • Your Mother and I have decided that college would be a waste of your time and our money.

    the dalai lummox 08/24/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Nothing says school spirit like burning your college mascot into a woman's uterus.

    colephelps1986 08/23/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Grandma, I just slept through my finals again. So if anyone asks, you're dead.

    JFletch 08/21/2010
    4.67 (3 votes)

  • Sorry college gave you the impression that life is easy.

    Wittypro 08/18/2010
    4.75 (4 votes)

  • Here's to wasting our parent's money on a degree that doesn't mean anything in the real world.

    Jlove44 08/17/2010
    2.75 (4 votes)

  • If you tell anyone about this I'm taking you to China Wok.

    Jlove44 08/16/2010
    4.00 (2 votes)

  • Since the onset of my erectile dysfunction, my wife suddenly loves golf and visiting her old girlfriends from college.

    Michelle92528 08/10/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Girls like to share weiners.

    Michelle92528 08/10/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • "She does not go to Barnard."

    cRuss 08/09/2010
    2.60 (5 votes)

  • All Im saying is that your topic of Hannah Arendt is an impetuous attempt to impress the women you want to screw in our department.

    iamnotadj 08/07/2010
    3.67 (3 votes)

  • And that's why Wittgenstein's not a real philosopher, son.

    iamnotadj 08/07/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • First day of grad school. Does this outfit make me look fat?

    iamnotadj 08/07/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • Tammy, I'm telling you, there's no way we can scissor this.

    Michelle92528 08/06/2010
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • Try to stay alive despite your excessive partying at college, cunt.

    omgogm 08/06/2010
    2.33 (3 votes)

  • Porn kills computers...

    cbeanery 08/04/2010
    3.00 (3 votes)

  • I have to say I was dissapointed when I realized you got into college.... I worked so hard drinking and smoking during pregnancy to prevent this.

    zkinser 08/02/2010
    1.00 (1 votes)

  • Bitch dont hate me cuz you aint me.

    birkinboy 07/29/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)
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