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  • The struggle is real.

    The struggle is real.

    Taylor352418503/13/2014
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  • I GOT FIVE ON IT.

    I GOT FIVE ON IT.

    Taylor352418503/13/2014
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  • We are the Classicists, the keepers of the ancient scrolls.

    We are the Classicists, the keepers of the ancient scrolls.

    Hedylogos03/11/2014
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  • What was that you just said about my major? Something about how valuable and respectable it is, right?

    What was that you just said about my major? Something about how valuable and respectable it is, right?

    Hedylogos03/11/2014
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  • Nursing Instructors be like: mess up your weekend, don't mind if I do.

    Nursing Instructors be like: mess up your weekend, don't mind if I do.

    NS201403/10/2014
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  • 'Be a nurse!', they said. 'It will be fun!', they said. LIARS!!!!!

    "Be a nurse!", they said. "It will be fun!", they said. LIARS!!!!!

    Chris129204803/05/2014
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  • If 1 1=2 Then 2x-3y= FUCK U.

    If 1 1=2 Then 2x-3y= FUCK U.

    Sumita352396603/05/2014
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  • I'll be spending spring break on a sunny beach in Google Earth!

    I'll be spending spring break on a sunny beach in Google Earth!

    Grant34503/04/2014
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  • Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other.

    Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other.

    Marian353995603/04/2014
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  • 'Yeah, you're right... we're part-time students this winter'.

    "Yeah, you're right... we're part-time students this winter".

    kikener03/03/2014
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  • I'm postponing the wedding honey.. I have a final that same week.

    I'm postponing the wedding honey.. I have a final that same week.

    Krissy353840603/02/2014
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  • My Jack Rabbit Needs Batteries.

    My Jack Rabbit Needs Batteries.

    Kevin353813003/01/2014
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  • At this point of nursing school, becoming a stripper doesn't seem so bad.

    At this point of nursing school, becoming a stripper doesn't seem so bad.

    Kayla721502/24/2014
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  • Alas, a perfect portrait of my social calendar as a nurse practitioner student.

    Alas, a perfect portrait of my social calendar as a nurse practitioner student.

    Jill174172002/24/2014
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  • If you have ever had a heart attack from watching a basketball game, you might be a UK fan!

    If you have ever had a heart attack from watching a basketball game, you might be a UK fan!

    Michael353380502/22/2014
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  • All I want to do is kiss Dave Franco.

    All I want to do is kiss Dave Franco.

    lizzette72302/22/2014
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  • PHAWK U. UNIVERSITY. Teaching Americans to kickass and take names since 1776 est.

    PHAWK U. UNIVERSITY. Teaching Americans to kickass and take names since 1776 est.

    Bryan341502/20/2014
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  • If they multiplied your brain a million times and turned it into gasoline, there wouldn't be enough to drive a piss ant's motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio.

    If they multiplied your brain a million times and turned it into gasoline, there wouldn't be enough to drive a piss ant's motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio.

    william160974902/19/2014
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I read your term paper, as best I could, through fits of uncontrollable laughter. You have a rare gift for missing the point without realizing it.

    I read your term paper, as best I could, through fits of uncontrollable laughter. You have a rare gift for missing the point without realizing it.

    william160974902/19/2014
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • The funny story where you actually need to study during reading week... No break for you!

    The funny story where you actually need to study during reading week... No break for you!

    student5502/19/2014
    3.00 (2 votes)

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