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How come us black people smoke so much weed? I got a question for you, nigga What happened to your teeth?
nw8805/17/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man. Jackie Chan? That mother fucker can't even speak English!
nw8805/17/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
Is this the 5:00 oclock Free Crack Giveaway!?!
nw8805/17/2012 5.00 (1 votes) -
I keeps my pimp hand strong!!! Chuurrccchhhh!
nw8805/17/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
If I make this will you promise to touch my ass again?
Kina7805/17/2012 0.00 (0 votes) -
May this 30 page paper make you reconsider that Walmart greeter position.
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BEER PONG! I like to drink, when I make it!
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Okay, one more hit. Then it's time to get lost.
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Dear 16 year old girls, Stop wearing Yoga Pants to the gym! Sincerely, 25 year old guy not wanting to go to Jail.
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Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'.
dayfee05/16/2012 5.00 (4 votes) -
I'm, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuurts.
dayfee05/16/2012 5.00 (1 votes) -
Were not in Kansas anymore Toto.
dayfee05/16/2012 5.00 (1 votes) -
Ching, chong, ching chong ching, chingadinga ding ding ching ching chong.
dayfee05/16/2012 3.00 (2 votes) -
May I have your attention please... Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up.
dayfee05/16/2012 5.00 (1 votes) -
Thank you for ruining the best years of my life by constantly reminding me that these are the best years of my life.
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You're in college and you're getting married? Please give me your sage advice about life.
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I WON A MATH DEBATE! I WON A MATH DEBATE!
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Congratulations on transferring to a school where your sorority isn't fat.
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Tonight calls for a bag of molly, a couple blunts, a bottle of tequila, and some of whatever that girl was on at Ultra.
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Let's bang. I mean, let's be roommates!