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  • How come us black people smoke so much weed? I got a question for you, nigga What happened to your teeth?

    How come us black people smoke so much weed? I got a question for you, nigga What happened to your teeth?

    nw8805/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man. Jackie Chan? That mother fucker can't even speak English!

    Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man. Jackie Chan? That mother fucker can't even speak English!

    nw8805/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Is this the 5:00 oclock Free Crack Giveaway!?!

    Is this the 5:00 oclock Free Crack Giveaway!?!

    nw8805/17/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I keeps my pimp hand strong!!! Chuurrccchhhh!

    I keeps my pimp hand strong!!! Chuurrccchhhh!

    nw8805/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If I make this will you promise to touch my ass again?

    If I make this will you promise to touch my ass again?

    Kina7805/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • May this 30 page paper make you reconsider that Walmart greeter position.

    May this 30 page paper make you reconsider that Walmart greeter position.

    marty152405/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • BEER PONG! I like to drink, when I make it!

    BEER PONG! I like to drink, when I make it!

    Ryan125468005/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Okay, one more hit. Then it's time to get lost.

    Okay, one more hit. Then it's time to get lost.

    Elana156527505/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Dear 16 year old girls, Stop wearing Yoga Pants to the gym! Sincerely, 25 year old guy not wanting to go to Jail.

    Dear 16 year old girls, Stop wearing Yoga Pants to the gym! Sincerely, 25 year old guy not wanting to go to Jail.

    Awsomeo200005/16/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'.

    Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'.

    dayfee05/16/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • I'm, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuurts.

    I'm, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuurts.

    dayfee05/16/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Were not in Kansas anymore Toto.

    Were not in Kansas anymore Toto.

    dayfee05/16/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Ching, chong, ching chong ching, chingadinga ding ding ching ching chong.

    Ching, chong, ching chong ching, chingadinga ding ding ching ching chong.

    dayfee05/16/2012
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • May I have your attention please... Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up.

    May I have your attention please... Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up.

    dayfee05/16/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thank you for ruining the best years of my life by constantly reminding me that these are the best years of my life.

    Thank you for ruining the best years of my life by constantly reminding me that these are the best years of my life.

    jamiefaith05/16/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You're in college and you're getting married? Please give me your sage advice about life.

    You're in college and you're getting married? Please give me your sage advice about life.

    tdizzle11905/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I WON A MATH DEBATE! I WON A MATH DEBATE!

    I WON A MATH DEBATE! I WON A MATH DEBATE!

    scott2dauu05/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations on transferring to a school where your sorority isn't fat.

    Congratulations on transferring to a school where your sorority isn't fat.

    jamiefaith05/16/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Tonight calls for a bag of molly, a couple blunts, a bottle of tequila, and some of whatever that girl was on at Ultra.

    Tonight calls for a bag of molly, a couple blunts, a bottle of tequila, and some of whatever that girl was on at Ultra.

    calirita505/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Let's bang. I mean, let's be roommates!

    Let's bang. I mean, let's be roommates!

    equiroga05/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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