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  • Heres to high school preparing us for college, oh screw that high school didn't prepare us for s**t!

    Heres to high school preparing us for college, oh screw that high school didn't prepare us for s**t!

    Amber106738304/20/2012
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Let's pretend we're lovers to avoid dancing with awkward old men.

    Let's pretend we're lovers to avoid dancing with awkward old men.

    Lori142663104/24/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Bieber's a lightweight. I got stopped for a DUI and playing Words With Friends but still nailed the line walk.

    Bieber's a lightweight. I got stopped for a DUI and playing Words With Friends but still nailed the line walk.

    william160974901/24/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I just spent three hours of my life working on an assignment that is only worth one stinking point!!!!!

    I just spent three hours of my life working on an assignment that is only worth one stinking point!!!!!

    Heather351058401/22/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I hear voices in my head that distract me from studying. CANDY CRUSH CANDY CRUSH CANDY CRUSH.

    I hear voices in my head that distract me from studying. CANDY CRUSH CANDY CRUSH CANDY CRUSH.

    Sumita352396602/17/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Fuck this shit, I'm going to Vegas.

    Fuck this shit, I'm going to Vegas.

    Ana350475001/13/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • See if we called it, Health Care for All. People may like it. So we associate it with a black guy, with a strange name, and presto! Obamacare.

    See if we called it, Health Care for All. People may like it. So we associate it with a black guy, with a strange name, and presto! Obamacare.

    Brett189605510/24/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'I love working on ATI modules, I can't wait for more!' Said no nursing student. Ever.

    "I love working on ATI modules, I can't wait for more!" Said no nursing student. Ever.

    Missy331900705/10/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • As it turns out, crystal meth isn't as good for studying as Adderall.

    As it turns out, crystal meth isn't as good for studying as Adderall.

    slackerdog09/28/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm working towards my doctorate in self-medication.

    I'm working towards my doctorate in self-medication.

    chuckenficker10/21/2013
    4.67 (3 votes)
  • I am going to assign you 50 pages of reading each class and tell you that it is crucial for your success to read every page in detail and then give you a test which has nothing to do with the readings.

    I am going to assign you 50 pages of reading each class and tell you that it is crucial for your success to read every page in detail and then give you a test which has nothing to do with the readings.

    abortmission10/29/2013
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • I could agree with you, but then we would BOTH be wrong.

    I could agree with you, but then we would BOTH be wrong.

    william160974912/05/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Microaggressions. Look it up. It's just another way of calling you out on your racist bullshit.

    Microaggressions. Look it up. It's just another way of calling you out on your racist bullshit.

    Evy349986101/05/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • All these kids be like, 'Yay, back to school!' And I'm over here like, 'Yay, another day of drinking at the beach.'

    All these kids be like, "Yay, back to school!" And I'm over here like, "Yay, another day of drinking at the beach."

    Krissy233793501/06/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • WTF do you mean there's a second book.

    WTF do you mean there's a second book.

    Mattie351113501/23/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Procrastinating? I am not procrastinating, I am just making sure I have nothing else to do before I start studying.

    Procrastinating? I am not procrastinating, I am just making sure I have nothing else to do before I start studying.

    Luisa238245110/20/2012
    4.00 (6 votes)
  • If they multiplied your brain a million times and turned it into gasoline, there wouldn't be enough to drive a piss ant's motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio.

    If they multiplied your brain a million times and turned it into gasoline, there wouldn't be enough to drive a piss ant's motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio.

    william160974902/19/2014
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • Be strong. Be strong. Be strong. Be strong... Actually study during reading week.

    Be strong. Be strong. Be strong. Be strong... Actually study during reading week.

    sarahjolee02/24/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • That amazing moment when you drop your ipod and your headphones save its life.

    That amazing moment when you drop your ipod and your headphones save its life.

    imstupid02/03/2012
    3.20 (5 votes)
  • Anyone who refers to herself as 'an alumni' should have her diploma or degree rescinded.

    Anyone who refers to herself as "an alumni" should have her diploma or degree rescinded.

    Who_me09/27/2013
    5.00 (3 votes)

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