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  • College finals - a level of suffering that should have had its own circle in Dante's 'Inferno'.

    College finals - a level of suffering that should have had its own circle in Dante's "Inferno".

    Redjay05/01/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Lets take a break from studying... Fro-Yo?

    Lets take a break from studying... Fro-Yo?

    allyi8905/02/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's a good thing you learned to play the guitar so you have something to do while not getting laid.

    It's a good thing you learned to play the guitar so you have something to do while not getting laid.

    markusskinnus04/26/2009
    1 sends
    4.40 (20 votes)
  • You're into fitness? Well how bout fitness dick in your mouth?

    You're into fitness? Well how bout fitness dick in your mouth?

    mrdolce10/29/2009
    1 sends
    3.57 (14 votes)
  • Does anyone have the book, 'How to Not Be a Jealous Bitch?' I know someone who needs to borrow it.

    Does anyone have the book, "How to Not Be a Jealous Bitch?" I know someone who needs to borrow it.

    Haley232002/28/2012
    1 sends
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Math is for people who hate themselves.

    Math is for people who hate themselves.

    Macall103/01/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'Wow, I love nursing school, care plans, & final exams'. Said no one ever.

    "Wow, I love nursing school, care plans, & final exams". Said no one ever.

    Sarah119937604/13/2012
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    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it.

    I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it.

    Kasey78105/03/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Sometimes my poor life decisions look like fantastic drinking opportunities.

    Sometimes my poor life decisions look like fantastic drinking opportunities.

    htroast05/03/2012
    1 sends
    4.68 (22 votes)
  • I don't need to go to college if I'm going to marry Christian Grey.

    I don't need to go to college if I'm going to marry Christian Grey.

    recklesskatniss05/07/2012
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    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. But here my number. It's not real, don't hate me.

    Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. But here my number. It's not real, don't hate me.

    Katrice152521105/09/2012
    1 sends
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • These are all the nice things I wrote on your course evaluation. Good luck with your dreams of tenure!

    These are all the nice things I wrote on your course evaluation. Good luck with your dreams of tenure!

    Twitch6305/10/2012
    1 sends
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I am proficient in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

    I am proficient in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

    Kristina252105/11/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If I had nine of my fingers missing, I wouldn't type any slower.

    If I had nine of my fingers missing, I wouldn't type any slower.

    dayfee05/11/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

    My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

    dayfee05/11/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Dear math, Who am I to solve your problems?

    Dear math, Who am I to solve your problems?

    nelav98022505/15/2012
    1 sends
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • FINALS: Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit.

    FINALS: Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit.

    DreDaddy3405/15/2012
    1 sends
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • You're in the IB? Please, keep posting your bitching on facebook.

    You're in the IB? Please, keep posting your bitching on facebook.

    Luis Enrique156036405/15/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I do not hunt, but I've been known to have wild game.

    I do not hunt, but I've been known to have wild game.

    richinghour05/15/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's bang. I mean, let's be roommates!

    Let's bang. I mean, let's be roommates!

    equiroga05/16/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)

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