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College finals - a level of suffering that should have had its own circle in Dante's "Inferno".
Redjay05/01/2012 2 sends
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Lets take a break from studying... Fro-Yo?
allyi8905/02/2012 2 sends
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It's a good thing you learned to play the guitar so you have something to do while not getting laid.
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You're into fitness? Well how bout fitness dick in your mouth?
mrdolce10/29/2009 1 sends
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Does anyone have the book, "How to Not Be a Jealous Bitch?" I know someone who needs to borrow it.
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Math is for people who hate themselves.
Macall103/01/2012 1 sends
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"Wow, I love nursing school, care plans, & final exams". Said no one ever.
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I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it.
Kasey78105/03/2012 1 sends
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Sometimes my poor life decisions look like fantastic drinking opportunities.
htroast05/03/2012 1 sends
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I don't need to go to college if I'm going to marry Christian Grey.
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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. But here my number. It's not real, don't hate me.
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These are all the nice things I wrote on your course evaluation. Good luck with your dreams of tenure!
Twitch6305/10/2012 1 sends
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I am proficient in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
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If I had nine of my fingers missing, I wouldn't type any slower.
dayfee05/11/2012 1 sends
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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
dayfee05/11/2012 1 sends
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Dear math, Who am I to solve your problems?
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FINALS: Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit.
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You're in the IB? Please, keep posting your bitching on facebook.
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I do not hunt, but I've been known to have wild game.
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Let's bang. I mean, let's be roommates!
equiroga05/16/2012 1 sends
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