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  • Heres to high school preparing us for college, oh screw that high school didn't prepare us for s**t!

    Heres to high school preparing us for college, oh screw that high school didn't prepare us for s**t!

    Amber106738304/20/2012
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  • And I told that bitch that she'll either do the dishes or take it up the ass.

    And I told that bitch that she'll either do the dishes or take it up the ass.

    James139403404/20/2012
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  • Thank God for vibrating cell phones !!

    Thank God for vibrating cell phones !!

    rantis04/20/2012
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  • Why are women so angry about having to disclose to their religious employer the need for birth control!? I am more than willing to disclose my Vitamin D deficiency!

    Why are women so angry about having to disclose to their religious employer the need for birth control!? I am more than willing to disclose my Vitamin D deficiency!

    Joseph141667804/20/2012
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  • 'It's OK Julia, girls 'make out' all the time at these Parties...'

    "It's OK Julia, girls "make out" all the time at these Parties..."

    Jim134977504/20/2012
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  • Everytime I come home it just reminds me of how much I don't want to go back to school.

    Everytime I come home it just reminds me of how much I don't want to go back to school.

    rdm1000204/20/2012
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  • Oh, so you don't carry sidewalk chalk in your purse all the time?

    Oh, so you don't carry sidewalk chalk in your purse all the time?

    MMukhopa04/20/2012
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  • People say I slept my way to the top. False. I wasn't sleeping. I was fucking.

    People say I slept my way to the top. False. I wasn't sleeping. I was fucking.

    stephabulous04/20/2012
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  • Tell me more about how your W&GS major will get you a job in America.

    Tell me more about how your W&GS major will get you a job in America.

    Godot1704/21/2012
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  • Welcome to Grad School! In 6 months you'll wish you were dead.

    Welcome to Grad School! In 6 months you'll wish you were dead.

    r2warnoc04/21/2012
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  • I didn't go through 8 years of college to end up designing Mitt Romney's dog-torture shed.

    I didn't go through 8 years of college to end up designing Mitt Romney's dog-torture shed.

    Godot1704/21/2012
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  • Can we all just admit that Sonic Youth sucks?

    Can we all just admit that Sonic Youth sucks?

    berger_inferno04/21/2012
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  • Where's Bill Gates when you need him? Fuck a book, where's the Laptop?

    Where's Bill Gates when you need him? Fuck a book, where's the Laptop?

    Brandon142164404/21/2012
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  • Sorry that your 'Being what you want to be' earns only slightly more than a trash digger.

    Sorry that your "Being what you want to be" earns only slightly more than a trash digger.

    jenjen657904/21/2012
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  • I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!

    I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!

    tiffanylynne039604/21/2012
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  • In what month do I drink the least? February. It has the least amount of days.

    In what month do I drink the least? February. It has the least amount of days.

    htroutman704/21/2012
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  • Having to routinely wash semen out of your hair in the bathroom sink of a bar or gas station indicates your unwavering dedication to being a whore.

    Having to routinely wash semen out of your hair in the bathroom sink of a bar or gas station indicates your unwavering dedication to being a whore.

    bridgex1104/21/2012
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  • 'Nah man, it's only gay if we BOTH get boners.'

    "Nah man, it's only gay if we BOTH get boners."

    bridgex1104/21/2012
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Yes dear, but you never take my advice & I get no pleasure from being right all the time. Your mistakes are expensive & it cuts into my botox budget.

    Yes dear, but you never take my advice & I get no pleasure from being right all the time. Your mistakes are expensive & it cuts into my botox budget.

    Dr.Gia04/22/2012
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  • PARTY OF THE VICTORS.

    PARTY OF THE VICTORS.

    samalex111204/22/2012
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