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  • 'Honey the boys and I are going to the Beer Army Outpost.' 'Oooo baby can I come? I love it there!'

    "Honey the boys and I are going to the Beer Army Outpost." "Oooo baby can I come? I love it there!"

    rpandre210/08/2012
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  • We ARE glad you discovered America...this is awkward. Did I say you could stay? - Thadious Romney.

    We ARE glad you discovered America...this is awkward. Did I say you could stay? - Thadious Romney.

    Yinnette239243910/08/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Columbus Day to you and your people. Celebrating the man who brought you guns, horses, smallpox, and white women.

    Happy Columbus Day to you and your people. Celebrating the man who brought you guns, horses, smallpox, and white women.

    Maya258764910/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Thank you very much for Discovering America, now here are your deportation papers and GET THE FUCK OUT!

    Thank you very much for Discovering America, now here are your deportation papers and GET THE FUCK OUT!

    Yinnette239243910/08/2012
    2.50 (2 votes)
  • Columbus Discovered The Mayan Calendar Guy... ...Now we got an incomplete calendar and the world is freaking out...

    Columbus Discovered The Mayan Calendar Guy... ...Now we got an incomplete calendar and the world is freaking out...

    YOSOYBATMAN10/08/2012
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  • There's nothing like celebrating a man who's committed horrible atrocities against Natives F**K columbus.... HAPPY NATIVE AMERICAN DAY!!!

    There's nothing like celebrating a man who's committed horrible atrocities against Natives F**K columbus.... HAPPY NATIVE AMERICAN DAY!!!

    ddub42010/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • 1st Mate: 'Signor, this doesn't seem to be Asia...' Columbus: 'Fuck it, we're close enough.' Happy Columbus Day a.k.a. 'Spanish Fail Day'.

    1st Mate: "Signor, this doesn't seem to be Asia..." Columbus: "Fuck it, we're close enough." Happy Columbus Day a.k.a. "Spanish Fail Day".

    bsthjerk10/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Hello my name is Christopher Columbus. And I have totally fucked up your day. ENJOY!

    Hello my name is Christopher Columbus. And I have totally fucked up your day. ENJOY!

    Michael234080710/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Today we remember a lost Spaniard who was NOT looking for the six-fingered man who killed his father.

    Today we remember a lost Spaniard who was NOT looking for the six-fingered man who killed his father.

    Turrry10/08/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy 'Lost Italian Sailor' Day.

    Happy "Lost Italian Sailor" Day.

    Itz.Scott10/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Haven't seen any new SomeEcards today...that can only mean one thing. It's Government workers that do nothing but write SomeEcards at work all day!

    Haven't seen any new SomeEcards today...that can only mean one thing. It's Government workers that do nothing but write SomeEcards at work all day!

    ectech10/08/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Let's create a day that celebrates a man getting lost and not stopping to ask for directions.

    Let's create a day that celebrates a man getting lost and not stopping to ask for directions.

    Becky244209510/08/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue....I believe this was also the year he registered to be an organ, tissue & eye donor. Be like Columbus.

    In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue....I believe this was also the year he registered to be an organ, tissue & eye donor. Be like Columbus.

    Kim255533310/08/2012
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  • Good thing Columbus didn't use Apple Maps to discover.

    Good thing Columbus didn't use Apple Maps to discover.

    cnip10/08/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Columbus 'Discovered' AMERICA?!?!? The people already living in the New World certainly didn't need to be 'Discovered'.

    Columbus "Discovered" AMERICA?!?!? The people already living in the New World certainly didn't need to be "Discovered".

    veronikhas10/08/2012
    2.50 (2 votes)
  • Columbus Discovered America?!?!? WE, natives, did NOT need to be Discovered. We were never 'LOST'.

    Columbus Discovered America?!?!? WE, natives, did NOT need to be Discovered. We were never 'LOST'.

    veronikhas10/08/2012
    2.50 (2 votes)
  • You started a genocide AND you still get a freakin' holiday named after you??

    You started a genocide AND you still get a freakin' holiday named after you??

    bryankremkau10/08/2012
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  • Happy Columbus Day If spreading disease to a large group of people is a holiday shouldn't there be a Jersey Shore Day.

    Happy Columbus Day If spreading disease to a large group of people is a holiday shouldn't there be a Jersey Shore Day.

    jasonhabrams10/07/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I wonder if Christopher Columbus used Apple Maps to discover America.

    I wonder if Christopher Columbus used Apple Maps to discover America.

    joshteel10/07/2012
    2.50 (2 votes)
  • Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria. Yes, that's right. Never underestimate the power of a bitch on a mission.

    Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria. Yes, that's right. Never underestimate the power of a bitch on a mission.

    hiphello10/07/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)

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