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  • Celebrate Columbus Day the right way: walk into your neighbor's house and claim it as your own!

    Celebrate Columbus Day the right way: walk into your neighbor's house and claim it as your own!

    cellshock710/14/2013
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  • Columbus 'DISCOVERED' America? 'HOOOOW?' asks Chief Spitting Bull Crap.

    Columbus "DISCOVERED" America? "HOOOOW?" asks Chief Spitting Bull Crap.

    LAFITOFF10/14/2013
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  • Let's celebrate the birthday of a man who got lost four times.

    Let's celebrate the birthday of a man who got lost four times.

    Michael4961810/14/2013
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  • Call me shallow, but I will continue to honor Columbus as long as I get the day off with pay.

    Call me shallow, but I will continue to honor Columbus as long as I get the day off with pay.

    Kate278964110/14/2013
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  • Next year instead of Columbus Day sales, Department stores will hold their annual Government Shutdown Sales.

    Next year instead of Columbus Day sales, Department stores will hold their annual Government Shutdown Sales.

    MrsSwt344300610/13/2013
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  • 'I'm so glad my company observes Columbus Day, but makes us work on Veteran's Day and Easter Monday.' ~ Said no patriotic Christian employee ever.

    "I'm so glad my company observes Columbus Day, but makes us work on Veteran's Day and Easter Monday." ~ Said no patriotic Christian employee ever.

    Christine197454210/13/2013
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  • Christopher Columbus gets a holiday for being on someone else's property, yet they call it trespassing if I do it.

    Christopher Columbus gets a holiday for being on someone else's property, yet they call it trespassing if I do it.

    thatsthetruth10/13/2013
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  • This year, I plan to celebrate Columbus Day by 'discovering' my local convenience store, robbing all its resources, and giving the owner smallpox.

    This year, I plan to celebrate Columbus Day by "discovering" my local convenience store, robbing all its resources, and giving the owner smallpox.

    Tammy258729010/13/2013
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  • Instead of getting you something for Columbus Day, I'm just going to take something you already own.

    Instead of getting you something for Columbus Day, I'm just going to take something you already own.

    Jlewis7710/08/2012
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  • I don't care about your politically correct views. I fucking love Columbus Day.

    I don't care about your politically correct views. I fucking love Columbus Day.

    johnsonbcw10/08/2012
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  • Christopher Columbus was looking for Asia but found America instead all because of Apple Maps. Thanks Apple!

    Christopher Columbus was looking for Asia but found America instead all because of Apple Maps. Thanks Apple!

    Heather137610210/08/2012
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  • I wonder how many people who bitch about the ethics of Columbus Day took the day off of work anyway.

    I wonder how many people who bitch about the ethics of Columbus Day took the day off of work anyway.

    Jen867679810/08/2012
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  • Let's rediscover Ireland and name all the residents Canadian! What?... I already did it once.

    Let's rediscover Ireland and name all the residents Canadian! What?... I already did it once.

    BrianLee10/08/2012
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  • Instead of 'Columbus' Day, Let's call it 'Get Done With All The Horseshit Housework You Don't Normally Have Time During The Week To Do' Day.

    Instead of "Columbus" Day, Let's call it "Get Done With All The Horseshit Housework You Don't Normally Have Time During The Week To Do" Day.

    wardenfive10/08/2012
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  • Let's celebrate Columbus Day by walking into our neighbor's house and telling them we live there now!

    Let's celebrate Columbus Day by walking into our neighbor's house and telling them we live there now!

    martincortez51010/08/2012
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  • If the Indians are so pissed off about Columbus Day, why didn't they build their own ships and go conquer Spain?

    If the Indians are so pissed off about Columbus Day, why didn't they build their own ships and go conquer Spain?

    daver85210/08/2012
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  • 'Honey the boys and I are going to the Beer Army Outpost.' 'Oooo baby can I come? I love it there!'

    "Honey the boys and I are going to the Beer Army Outpost." "Oooo baby can I come? I love it there!"

    rpandre210/08/2012
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  • We ARE glad you discovered America...this is awkward. Did I say you could stay? - Thadious Romney.

    We ARE glad you discovered America...this is awkward. Did I say you could stay? - Thadious Romney.

    Yinnette239243910/08/2012
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  • Happy Columbus Day to you and your people. Celebrating the man who brought you guns, horses, smallpox, and white women.

    Happy Columbus Day to you and your people. Celebrating the man who brought you guns, horses, smallpox, and white women.

    Maya258764910/08/2012
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  • Thank you very much for Discovering America, now here are your deportation papers and GET THE FUCK OUT!

    Thank you very much for Discovering America, now here are your deportation papers and GET THE FUCK OUT!

    Yinnette239243910/08/2012
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