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  • 'Let's celebrate Columbus Day by going out for Indian food, getting lost, and murdering a Native American family!'

    "Let's celebrate Columbus Day by going out for Indian food, getting lost, and murdering a Native American family!"

    Chrisegooch10/08/2012
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  • Blame everything bad that's happened since 1492 on Columbus. It's easier than thinking!

    Blame everything bad that's happened since 1492 on Columbus. It's easier than thinking!

    Brett258970910/08/2012
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  • Columbus Day is just a day to keep Postal Workers from going postal.

    Columbus Day is just a day to keep Postal Workers from going postal.

    Eddie257940210/08/2012
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  • If I had really discovered America, I wouldn't have requested that the banks be closed on this day.

    If I had really discovered America, I wouldn't have requested that the banks be closed on this day.

    leebo867530910/08/2012
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  • Some day it will be politically correct to hate the white man. Until then give them tobacco and syphilis.

    Some day it will be politically correct to hate the white man. Until then give them tobacco and syphilis.

    Brett258970910/08/2012
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    5.00 (3 votes)
  • What? You don't play the game 'Sorry!' here? Let me explain what happens when I land on your spot. Happy Columbus Day.

    What? You don't play the game "Sorry!" here? Let me explain what happens when I land on your spot. Happy Columbus Day.

    Jack202257310/08/2012
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  • Is it just me, or shouldn't kids be in school today learning why we have Columbus Day instead of them being off, doing nothing?

    Is it just me, or shouldn't kids be in school today learning why we have Columbus Day instead of them being off, doing nothing?

    melissa020810/08/2012
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  • Hey Columbus! You should discover something so that years from now you can piss off parents because their kids are off from school.

    Hey Columbus! You should discover something so that years from now you can piss off parents because their kids are off from school.

    melissa020810/08/2012
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  • Slavery, human sacrifice, genocide and other horrors already exist in the New World. They'll never blame it on Europeans!

    Slavery, human sacrifice, genocide and other horrors already exist in the New World. They'll never blame it on Europeans!

    Brett258970910/08/2012
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • So all I have to do to get my own holiday, is direct a bunch of shitty movies like The Breakfast Club & Sixteen Candles?

    So all I have to do to get my own holiday, is direct a bunch of shitty movies like The Breakfast Club & Sixteen Candles?

    Chrisegooch10/08/2012
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  • I could learn about remarkable feats of exploration...but it's so much easier to make a scapegoat out of Columbus!

    I could learn about remarkable feats of exploration...but it's so much easier to make a scapegoat out of Columbus!

    Brett258970910/08/2012
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    3.67 (3 votes)
  • Columbus Discovered The Mayan Calendar Guy... ...Now we got an incomplete calendar and the world is freaking out...

    Columbus Discovered The Mayan Calendar Guy... ...Now we got an incomplete calendar and the world is freaking out...

    YOSOYBATMAN10/08/2012
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  • On Columbus day, it is traditional to give syphilis.

    On Columbus day, it is traditional to give syphilis.

    Diego209201/21/2012
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • FUCK COLUMBUS (I don't really have a joke, I just wanted to make sure everyone knew fuck Columbus).

    FUCK COLUMBUS (I don't really have a joke, I just wanted to make sure everyone knew fuck Columbus).

    treeman10/11/2010
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    2.67 (6 votes)
  • Why don't Canadians have a holiday about a guy who travelled everywhere but Canada!

    Why don't Canadians have a holiday about a guy who travelled everywhere but Canada!

    bandrade10/08/2010
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    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Let's celebrate Columbus Day by discovering a new land already occupied by millions of people for thousands of years and kill them.

    Let's celebrate Columbus Day by discovering a new land already occupied by millions of people for thousands of years and kill them.

    Mr. Keith10/08/2010
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    4.50 (4 votes)
  • May your Columbus Day include titties, alcohol, and a water park.

    May your Columbus Day include titties, alcohol, and a water park.

    markusskinnus10/07/2010
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    3.00 (2 votes)
  • If Columbus can accidentally find America, then I still have hope for you and my g-spot.

    If Columbus can accidentally find America, then I still have hope for you and my g-spot.

    achtung10/05/2010
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    4.35 (26 votes)
  • Here's to the man who gave us all syphilis and failed to achieve anything he set out to do.

    Here's to the man who gave us all syphilis and failed to achieve anything he set out to do.

    lordzappo09/30/2010
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    5.00 (3 votes)
  • In honor of Columbus Day, here is a gift that I certainly have not covered in small pox.

    In honor of Columbus Day, here is a gift that I certainly have not covered in small pox.

    lucianovara09/29/2010
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    4.75 (4 votes)

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