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  • Loose? No, dear, he said it was more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

    Loose? No, dear, he said it was more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

    moongirl6833 minutes ago
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  • Fuck looks stunning on you Baby.

    Fuck looks stunning on you Baby.

    terismall201343 minutes ago
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  • I think harder about what I'm in the mood to eat for dinner than what I want to do with my life.

    I think harder about what I'm in the mood to eat for dinner than what I want to do with my life.

    Lauren24393042 hours ago
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  • ¿¿¿Wondering who is more stupid, the people that gossip about you or the ones that judge you based upon the gossip???

    ¿¿¿Wondering who is more stupid, the people that gossip about you or the ones that judge you based upon the gossip???

    xrinatiix3 hours ago
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  • Sick of bitches bitching about other bitches being bitches.

    Sick of bitches bitching about other bitches being bitches.

    abqdragonfly786 hours ago
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  • Each year I have a different idea of what age constitutes my being 'a grown up'.

    Each year I have a different idea of what age constitutes my being "a grown up".

    Casey Marie16088847 hours ago
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  • Lord, please give me patience because if you give me strength, I’ll also need a new identity and a one way ticket to a non-extraditing country.

    Lord, please give me patience because if you give me strength, I’ll also need a new identity and a one way ticket to a non-extraditing country.

    riekieleander10 hours ago
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  • I'm sorry your baby is ugly. At least you know it's yours.

    I'm sorry your baby is ugly. At least you know it's yours.

    riekieleander10 hours ago
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  • I found your birth certificate. It was stapled to the apology from the condom factory.

    I found your birth certificate. It was stapled to the apology from the condom factory.

    riekieleander10 hours ago
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  • Maybe you should eat makeup, so you can try to be pretty on the inside, bitch.

    Maybe you should eat makeup, so you can try to be pretty on the inside, bitch.

    riekieleander10 hours ago
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  • I would love to have all the idiots transported to another Planet. .... Galaxy. .... Universe.

    I would love to have all the idiots transported to another Planet. .... Galaxy. .... Universe.

    didima11 hours ago
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  • One of those days, when you just want to punch someone... anyone in the face.

    One of those days, when you just want to punch someone... anyone in the face.

    hellotherestranger17 hours ago
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  • I wish you weren't so far away from me so I could punch you in the throat. We should meet for coffee sometime.

    I wish you weren't so far away from me so I could punch you in the throat. We should meet for coffee sometime.

    Jessica2756931yesterday
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  • Tony Stewart has a date this weekend. It's called Victory Lane at Richmond. #StandWithSmoke.

    Tony Stewart has a date this weekend. It's called Victory Lane at Richmond. #StandWithSmoke.

    Bryan3486602yesterday
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  • I look at porn all the time. Many times a day I go on Pinterest and search 'Tyler Seguin'.

    I look at porn all the time. Many times a day I go on Pinterest and search "Tyler Seguin".

    jigsawgirlyesterday
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  • Annoying Roommate: I don't care about what happened in World of Warcraft today!

    Annoying Roommate: I don't care about what happened in World of Warcraft today!

    Whitney3568635yesterday
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  • This working out thing isn't working out for me.

    This working out thing isn't working out for me.

    jenpieyesterday
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  • I'm not gullible...I was just double-checking.

    I'm not gullible...I was just double-checking.

    dr3amb0y1998yesterday
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  • If I took the time to figure out why I do things I wouldn't have time to do anything else.

    If I took the time to figure out why I do things I wouldn't have time to do anything else.

    csteinkeyesterday
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  • Don't be afraid of a few extra pounds, fat people are much harder to Kidnap.

    Don't be afraid of a few extra pounds, fat people are much harder to Kidnap.

    riekieleanderyesterday
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