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  • I would rather get skin cancer than have a pale ass like yours.

    I would rather get skin cancer than have a pale ass like yours.

    SaraJayMac44 minutes ago
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  • Jesus! That's the biggest dump I've ever had. I'd better escape before the maintenance crew sees me!

    Jesus! That's the biggest dump I've ever had. I'd better escape before the maintenance crew sees me!

    Samoht55 minutes ago
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  • 'So then I told the bitch I wasn't paying for that terrible blow job, then she cried... Im sorry I made your mom cry.'

    "So then I told the bitch I wasn't paying for that terrible blow job, then she cried... Im sorry I made your mom cry."

    tanya5591 hour ago
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  • I'm not a bitch. I'm just honest and lack discretion.

    I'm not a bitch. I'm just honest and lack discretion.

    Kelly1029591 hour ago
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  • 'This just in! Your a whore'.

    "This just in! Your a whore".

    tanya5591 hour ago
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  • Now I need to see if that cold of yours traveled to your penis. Turn your head and cough Little Timmy.

    Now I need to see if that cold of yours traveled to your penis. Turn your head and cough Little Timmy.

    Bo1051 hour ago
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  • I play tennis much better when I pretend the ball is your head.

    I play tennis much better when I pretend the ball is your head.

    Michele89031 hour ago
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • Fact: Cowboys never had smartphones out on the range.

    Fact: Cowboys never had smartphones out on the range.

    Dani2214062 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • But darling, it isn't even your color...

    But darling, it isn't even your color...

    Katie1234597402 hours ago
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  • Here's something you may not know about me... I don't give a fuck.

    Here's something you may not know about me... I don't give a fuck.

    Logan Rhoades2 hours ago
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  • And for my next Pinterest project, I will need a pallet, some mason jars, a yard of fabric and a hot glue gun.

    And for my next Pinterest project, I will need a pallet, some mason jars, a yard of fabric and a hot glue gun.

    Katie1234576552 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • There's nothing skinny about my dipping.

    There's nothing skinny about my dipping.

    Dani2214062 hours ago
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • '...So she pulls her pants down, and there I was staring at her HUGE penis. I mean, it was bigger than mine.'

    "...So she pulls her pants down, and there I was staring at her HUGE penis. I mean, it was bigger than mine."

    Julie439522 hours ago
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  • One way to guarantee that I'll ignore you is to call me from an unavailable phone number.

    One way to guarantee that I'll ignore you is to call me from an unavailable phone number.

    Samantha352893 hours ago
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  • Show some respect. I jizzed in your mom's ass back in high school. I think I might be your dad you little shit head.

    Show some respect. I jizzed in your mom's ass back in high school. I think I might be your dad you little shit head.

    DJ_CJ3 hours ago
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • It says here the robe was actually a rag Satan gave to Eve to wipe Adams load off her chin after he gag fucked her.

    It says here the robe was actually a rag Satan gave to Eve to wipe Adams load off her chin after he gag fucked her.

    Herpal14 hours ago
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  • Congratulations on Your Accomplishment!! Now don't hit your head on that glass ceiling.

    Congratulations on Your Accomplishment!! Now don't hit your head on that glass ceiling.

    Christopher106494 hours ago
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  • So then I said 'your eyes are made like that?' then the bitch punched me in the face.

    So then I said "your eyes are made like that?" then the bitch punched me in the face.

    tanya5595 hours ago
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  • Dear Snowbirds, Nobody Likes You. Sincerely, The Gulf Coast.

    Dear Snowbirds, Nobody Likes You. Sincerely, The Gulf Coast.

    Seleya_Soulfire5 hours ago
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  • 'I'll give you butt sex if you renew my World of Warcraft account'.

    "I'll give you butt sex if you renew my World of Warcraft account".

    tanya5595 hours ago
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