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  • I'm sorry you tried to kill yourself and it didn't work... better luck next time.

    I'm sorry you tried to kill yourself and it didn't work... better luck next time.

    hardtohandleyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I don't swear Jackass! I use sentence enhancers I'm a fuckin' lady!

    I don't swear Jackass! I use sentence enhancers I'm a fuckin' lady!

    Lily Odairyesterday
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Somebody is out there somewhere thinking of you and the impact you made in their life. It's not me, I think you're an idiot.

    Somebody is out there somewhere thinking of you and the impact you made in their life. It's not me, I think you're an idiot.

    Aimee1319667yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'd have to say her vagina was about as loose as this tires rim diameter.

    I'd have to say her vagina was about as loose as this tires rim diameter.

    christinegeeyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm not the least bit interested in what you're saying, Your stupidity just amuses me Please, continue.

    I'm not the least bit interested in what you're saying, Your stupidity just amuses me Please, continue.

    Gladia1597526yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If I were you I would have already sent me flowers.

    If I were you I would have already sent me flowers.

    Danielle1190527yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I suck at everything I touch.

    I suck at everything I touch.

    summernicole1yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'd rather be fucking your father.

    I'd rather be fucking your father.

    summernicole1yesterday
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • The last time a man looked even remotely intelligent Signed, God and everyone.

    The last time a man looked even remotely intelligent Signed, God and everyone.

    summernicole1yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Now that I've hidden most of you from my news feed, Facebook is far less annoying.

    Now that I've hidden most of you from my news feed, Facebook is far less annoying.

    thisislizzyesterday
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • My friends think that I'm hilarious... I just like quoting ecards.

    My friends think that I'm hilarious... I just like quoting ecards.

    Alli689yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I should get used to doing this >>>.

    I should get used to doing this >>>.

    summernicole1yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I have a below average sized penis.

    I have a below average sized penis.

    summernicole1yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday.

    Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday.

    PrincessLanaLoveyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'I'm going to play a new drinking game; it's called every time I'm depressed I take a drink.' 'That game exists... it's called alcoholism.'

    "I'm going to play a new drinking game; it's called every time I'm depressed I take a drink." "That game exists... it's called alcoholism."

    Marisa4614yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Now tell the cops I was with you last night, Polly, and you can have this cracker, and all the crackers you want... if not...bye bye birdie.

    Now tell the cops I was with you last night, Polly, and you can have this cracker, and all the crackers you want... if not...bye bye birdie.

    Chrissy8677yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

    I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

    alfonzoyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You smell like ass. And I kinda like it.

    You smell like ass. And I kinda like it.

    mover84yesterday
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I hate it when people tell me their problems, It reminds me of how little I care.

    I hate it when people tell me their problems, It reminds me of how little I care.

    alfonzoyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I just sharted.

    I just sharted.

    mover84yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)

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