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  • My FB relationship status should be 'it's complicated,' and by that I mean finding a stable mate and actually having time to be in a relationship.

    My FB relationship status should be "it's complicated," and by that I mean finding a stable mate and actually having time to be in a relationship.

    R.Keli10/14/2013
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • 1 of the 7 deadly sins: Vanity. Your face is so overly stuffed with derma fillers it makes me want to press on your face to see if it will pop.

    1 of the 7 deadly sins: Vanity. Your face is so overly stuffed with derma fillers it makes me want to press on your face to see if it will pop.

    Kelly332567106/28/2013
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I have a condition that causes me to occasionally murder my houseplants. It's called 'black thumb.'

    I have a condition that causes me to occasionally murder my houseplants. It's called "black thumb."

    supermissy01/24/2014
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I want to share your meme but it's not grammatically correct.

    I want to share your meme but it's not grammatically correct.

    Imstillthinkin12/08/2013
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Plastic surgery is costly so I just add 30 years to my real age. Everyone thinks I look great. They also can't believe I'm still alive.

    Plastic surgery is costly so I just add 30 years to my real age. Everyone thinks I look great. They also can't believe I'm still alive.

    Reck345698611/06/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • You people are getting dirty. I'm going to pull up my pants & go home.

    You people are getting dirty. I'm going to pull up my pants & go home.

    Reck345698611/07/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • 'I hate taxes and the Government' 'I know dear...Who needs schools, roads, firefighters, affordable housing or social security anyway?'

    "I hate taxes and the Government" "I know dear...Who needs schools, roads, firefighters, affordable housing or social security anyway?"

    Mr.X10/03/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Good thing you can't tell that this is my courtesy laugh.......

    Good thing you can't tell that this is my courtesy laugh.......

    Naomi342298309/19/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Your stupidity is literally causing me physical pain. It's like you have an actual superpower fueled by your own ignorance.

    Your stupidity is literally causing me physical pain. It's like you have an actual superpower fueled by your own ignorance.

    courtneyjade08/04/2013
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Being the best at your job doesn't mean you are a hard worker, it just means you are the best at hiding how much you really don't do shit at work.

    Being the best at your job doesn't mean you are a hard worker, it just means you are the best at hiding how much you really don't do shit at work.

    cjunflyboy07/03/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • My iddy biddy violin cries out for you. Okay, not really.

    My iddy biddy violin cries out for you. Okay, not really.

    Kelly332567106/17/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Oh heavens, it seems that my direct vote to Anthony Weiner via snapchat may not have actually counted.

    Oh heavens, it seems that my direct vote to Anthony Weiner via snapchat may not have actually counted.

    Melanie281921309/10/2013
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Yea I have a bad case of Dontgiveashititis.

    Yea I have a bad case of Dontgiveashititis.

    jweezy3308/01/2013
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • And lead us not into temptation- I seem to always be able to find it on my own, thank-you!

    And lead us not into temptation- I seem to always be able to find it on my own, thank-you!

    SkyKing0006/07/2013
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Are you really happy...or are you just Facebook happy?

    Are you really happy...or are you just Facebook happy?

    Jodi351922002/05/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I found Batmans batcave, it looked very similar to your vagina.

    I found Batmans batcave, it looked very similar to your vagina.

    Bailey James191586306/30/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Concert withdrawls are the worst!! Still no dates for Gary Allan to come this way!! I don't think I can go on!

    Concert withdrawls are the worst!! Still no dates for Gary Allan to come this way!! I don't think I can go on!

    Janell215200707/30/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I still had respect for Tiger, until I learned that his first night out on the town was a Nickelback concert.

    I still had respect for Tiger, until I learned that his first night out on the town was a Nickelback concert.

    omoore04/23/2010
    4.29 (28 votes)
  • I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No, seriously. Someone better fix this shit.

    I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No, seriously. Someone better fix this shit.

    BobbiJoXO11/20/2012
    4.50 (8 votes)
  • “Resentment” it's just like taking Poison, then happily waiting for the other Person to Die...

    “Resentment” it's just like taking Poison, then happily waiting for the other Person to Die...

    UPknSmot01/23/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)

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