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  • Stop putting tiresome memes on every one of my Facebook updates.

    Stop putting tiresome memes on every one of my Facebook updates.

    mickeyspillane03/29/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Now, now, dear. It is ok. I have some more Plexus Slim ordered. We won't run out! Patti Ambassador 200569.

    Now, now, dear. It is ok. I have some more Plexus Slim ordered. We won't run out! Patti Ambassador 200569.

    Patti355481503/29/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Oh, sure. Please do pull up a chair and ruin my morning.

    Oh, sure. Please do pull up a chair and ruin my morning.

    soco91403/29/2014
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • If a woman has a vagigraine, it's up to the other parent to take care of the kids for a bit!

    If a woman has a vagigraine, it's up to the other parent to take care of the kids for a bit!

    Kimberly285018703/30/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I do things by myself because no one can meet my ridiculously high expectations...

    I do things by myself because no one can meet my ridiculously high expectations...

    WickedTaurean03/30/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Everybody is getting engaged or married and having babies… and I'm over here trying to get some abs & work this booty off!

    Everybody is getting engaged or married and having babies… and I'm over here trying to get some abs & work this booty off!

    Krystal267351503/30/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm feeling a little shaky ever since I was shamed at Whole Foods for forgetting my reusable bags.

    I'm feeling a little shaky ever since I was shamed at Whole Foods for forgetting my reusable bags.

    sorrynotsorry1104/09/2014
    2.67 (3 votes)
  • You need to know... 'I Love Me so much, That I wish I were You, so I could kiss Me.'

    You need to know... "I Love Me so much, That I wish I were You, so I could kiss Me."

    Nsimms104/09/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I almost bought a Prius, then I remembered I had a penis.

    I almost bought a Prius, then I remembered I had a penis.

    Chad355677204/10/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If this bitch post another picture I'm gonna scream!

    If this bitch post another picture I'm gonna scream!

    Nsimms104/11/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Single and failing to mingle.

    Single and failing to mingle.

    Andrew324841804/13/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I traded in my 'give a shit' for 'fuck this shit' #JustOneBigHappy.

    I traded in my "give a shit" for "fuck this shit" #JustOneBigHappy.

    Michele160255104/15/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm too busy having a conversation with my dog to pay attention to you.

    I'm too busy having a conversation with my dog to pay attention to you.

    beeker158205/22/2013
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • If my dog doesn't like you then it's a pretty good indication that I shouldn't either.

    If my dog doesn't like you then it's a pretty good indication that I shouldn't either.

    beeker158205/22/2013
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • I’m not the cat-lady type. I’m more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

    I’m not the cat-lady type. I’m more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

    ravenna zane06/04/2013
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • In dog beers, I've had one.

    In dog beers, I've had one.

    c.joelle06/10/2013
    4.67 (3 votes)
  • I saw Trent Reznor. The next thing I know I'm naked.

    I saw Trent Reznor. The next thing I know I'm naked.

    Christina157965406/26/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Just another friendly reminder that I'm not obsessing about you.

    Just another friendly reminder that I'm not obsessing about you.

    elg06/29/2013
    2.33 (3 votes)
  • I am not just a DOG person or a CAT person, I am an ANIMAL person.

    I am not just a DOG person or a CAT person, I am an ANIMAL person.

    bkdm02/05/2013
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.

    My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.

    Dan224408302/19/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)

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