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  • I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

    I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

    Shawn3852204/01/2012
    4 sends
    4.58 (33 votes)
  • I will always love the false image I had of you.

    I will always love the false image I had of you.

    madmoizelle05/18/2012
    4 sends
    4.62 (13 votes)
  • My new hobby is pissing you off.

    My new hobby is pissing you off.

    hardtohandle1 hour ago
    3 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I may have over-trusted that fart.

    I may have over-trusted that fart.

    its-us11/15/2011
    3 sends
    4.73 (113 votes)
  • You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

    You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

    unmentionables05/29/2009
    3 sends
    4.82 (178 votes)
  • Im against recycling because it makes me look like a huge alcoholic to my garbage man.

    Im against recycling because it makes me look like a huge alcoholic to my garbage man.

    xxray505/31/2009
    3 sends
    4.61 (164 votes)
  • Who wants hearts and flowers when you can have handcuffs and silver balls?

    Who wants hearts and flowers when you can have handcuffs and silver balls?

    50 Sombras Spain05/14/2012
    2 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • So my Bitch asked me if she could leave the Kitchen. HAHA She's one goofy motherfucker.

    So my Bitch asked me if she could leave the Kitchen. HAHA She's one goofy motherfucker.

    Garrett149289805/15/2012
    2 sends
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • That awkward moment when you finger the girl you're dating and realize she doesnt like it.

    That awkward moment when you finger the girl you're dating and realize she doesnt like it.

    beyondmountains05/15/2012
    2 sends
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.

    STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.

    AlexisBorders05/16/2012
    2 sends
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Sometimes I see a picture of myself and think, 'Damn I'm good-looking; I'd totally hit that.'

    Sometimes I see a picture of myself and think, "Damn I'm good-looking; I'd totally hit that."

    kdiz05/16/2012
    2 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If I weighed the same as the amount of fucks I gave about anything, I'd be thinner than a coked up hooker with a stomach flu.

    If I weighed the same as the amount of fucks I gave about anything, I'd be thinner than a coked up hooker with a stomach flu.

    jl16519p05/16/2012
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • my workload would be much more tolerable if i didn't have to observe you moving at the speed of lazy.

    my workload would be much more tolerable if i didn't have to observe you moving at the speed of lazy.

    vlhurg4205/17/2012
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • That awkard moment you realize Christian Grey is not real and you can't Google his image.

    That awkard moment you realize Christian Grey is not real and you can't Google his image.

    adieelsen05/22/2012
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I can't take a free cruise because I am under house arrest for burning down my baby daddys trailer.

    I can't take a free cruise because I am under house arrest for burning down my baby daddys trailer.

    Tiffany1591919yesterday
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's not a farmers tan, it's ombre.

    It's not a farmers tan, it's ombre.

    Stephanie91981yesterday
    2 sends
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm high on life. Life and drugs. But mostly drugs.

    I'm high on life. Life and drugs. But mostly drugs.

    nickbastosyesterday
    2 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • no, love. i don't have a cigarette. only thing i smoke is dick.

    no, love. i don't have a cigarette. only thing i smoke is dick.

    marycgreen10 hours ago
    2 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 3 Things to Remember when you're old! 1. Never miss a bathroom break! 2. Never trust a fart! 3. Never ignore an erection!

    3 Things to Remember when you're old! 1. Never miss a bathroom break! 2. Never trust a fart! 3. Never ignore an erection!

    steele574 hours ago
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My body isn't a temple, it's a maximum security prison for fat.

    My body isn't a temple, it's a maximum security prison for fat.

    Bottomofthebarrel08/01/2011
    2 sends
    4.57 (28 votes)

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