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  • I neither tweet nor twerk. You're welcome.

    I neither tweet nor twerk. You're welcome.

    Sherra233882504/23/2014
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  • I am so glad Jesus rose from the dead so I could get 75% of at Macy's today!

    I am so glad Jesus rose from the dead so I could get 75% of at Macy's today!

    azbankr04/21/2014
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  • Don't beat yourself up about it but don't let me be the one to stop you.

    Don't beat yourself up about it but don't let me be the one to stop you.

    Fluke9704/20/2014
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  • You take more quizzes on BuzzFeed in a week than you did during four years of college.

    You take more quizzes on BuzzFeed in a week than you did during four years of college.

    ljames04/18/2014
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  • This graph represents the progression of my erection when my wife sells some cars. Get money, get boners. Congrats!

    This graph represents the progression of my erection when my wife sells some cars. Get money, get boners. Congrats!

    Andrew356656704/18/2014
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  • Congratulations on your most recent Editor's Pick from 2009.

    Congratulations on your most recent Editor's Pick from 2009.

    clutch23404/17/2014
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  • Congratulations on passing your background check!

    Congratulations on passing your background check!

    toepferblue04/15/2014
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  • But.... your school will be too far away no OUT people could bug you for cakes!

    But.... your school will be too far away no OUT people could bug you for cakes!

    Vinnie356182704/14/2014
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  • In honor of King Joffrey: Ding-dong the Twitch is dead, The Wicked Twitch, the mean old Twitch, Ding-dong the Wicked Twitch is dead!

    In honor of King Joffrey: Ding-dong the Twitch is dead, The Wicked Twitch, the mean old Twitch, Ding-dong the Wicked Twitch is dead!

    Cliff6004/13/2014
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  • Why dont you slip into something more comfortable.....Like say a Coma?

    Why dont you slip into something more comfortable.....Like say a Coma?

    Alexander355814104/13/2014
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  • Congratulations on climbing the ladder of success in such a short skirt.

    Congratulations on climbing the ladder of success in such a short skirt.

    Hannah4166804/13/2014
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  • Congratulations on your girlfriend leaving her husband for you. Your prize is a woman who has no problem lying and cheating on the person they vowed to love, honor, and cherish. Good luck with that.

    Congratulations on your girlfriend leaving her husband for you. Your prize is a woman who has no problem lying and cheating on the person they vowed to love, honor, and cherish. Good luck with that.

    *dntbsillynow*04/12/2014
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  • ' Stick a rubber hose up yer nose, turn it on... THEN YER GONE! WEEEE!' 'Suffocation- retardation, suffocation isn't it fun!'

    " Stick a rubber hose up yer nose, turn it on... THEN YER GONE! WEEEE!" "Suffocation- retardation, suffocation isn't it fun!"

    Sharlene356303404/12/2014
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  • Everyone I Know Is Getting Married Or Pregnant And I'm Just Here Saying It'll Be That One Please....

    Everyone I Know Is Getting Married Or Pregnant And I'm Just Here Saying It'll Be That One Please....

    Johnathan216549704/11/2014
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  • Congratulations your officially the worlds most annoying fb user!

    Congratulations your officially the worlds most annoying fb user!

    Elizabeth191586204/10/2014
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  • A B on your final paper definitely merits some mediocre doggy style!

    A B on your final paper definitely merits some mediocre doggy style!

    Debbie553404/09/2014
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  • Congratulations on finally getting an approximate graduation date.

    Congratulations on finally getting an approximate graduation date.

    Sara309589004/09/2014
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  • How am I going to survive Easter without eating chocolate.

    How am I going to survive Easter without eating chocolate.

    Katie356080004/08/2014
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  • 'I'm married to my acting career and it's a pretty awesome choice...'

    "I'm married to my acting career and it's a pretty awesome choice..."

    Aida356039904/08/2014
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  • MMMMM.. This Meth is just righhhhht.

    MMMMM.. This Meth is just righhhhht.

    Nate355888604/06/2014
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