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    Congratulations on being the slutty one.

    feliciaonfire 08/30/2010
    4.50 (2 votes)

  • Well well, Mr. Big-Time Hollywood Producer, Heard you finally got your hands on some dough!

    the dalai lummox 08/30/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • Congratulations....at least you got rid of your ex husband before he gave you a gift that keeps on giving, like herpes.

    Amy7778061 08/28/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Congratulations on your big Internet video debut not involving nudity.

    bjreis 08/27/2010
    4.00 (1 votes)

  • Congratulations/Condolences on becoming the foursquare mayor of your local liquor store!

    wooly21 08/27/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Congratulations! You've just brought back the term: Douche Bag

    NM-LC 08/26/2010
    5.00 (1 votes)

  • Impressive! Your new 'do totally covers up the three sixes

    the dalai lummox 08/26/2010
    2.50 (2 votes)

  • i think ive found your purpose! false alarm. my lens is smudged.

    jillmachlis 08/26/2010
    4.00 (1 votes)

  • At least someone thinks living in a cardboard box is fun.

    some person 08/25/2010
    5.00 (3 votes)

  • Saw your van full of kids today with a bumper sticker that said you know God is Pro Life.

    pood 08/25/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Congratulations On Successfully Bribing The Police Into Dropping Your Aggravated Assault Charges!

    Otherguy 08/24/2010
    3.00 (2 votes)

  • Poltergeist shmoltergeist Enjoy your new home.

    the dalai lummox 08/24/2010
    5.00 (4 votes)

  • Congratulations on validating the stereotype of an asshole driving an expensive car.

    tanyaaaa 08/24/2010
    5.00 (2 votes)

  • You drive like George Michael.

    jhodges1029 08/24/2010
    3.00 (1 votes)

  • Congratulations on your new iPad, asshole.

    tomf009 08/23/2010
    4.50 (2 votes)

  • Congratulations on another month of promiscuity not resulting in an unwanted pregnancy.

    watergundriveby 08/23/2010
    3.00 (1 votes)

  • I felt good about myself before I met you, my dear.

    nakedtruth 08/20/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)

  • Congratulations on the Farmville Lifetime Achievement Award.

    jschedler 08/20/2010
    3.67 (3 votes)

  • Congratulations on successfully bribing the health inspector.

    minclark 08/19/2010
    4.00 (2 votes)

  • You are a mindspring of debachery.

    pood 08/19/2010
    0.00 (0 votes)
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