Congratulations! Lets hug it out.
Congratulations on becoming the world's first elephant gynecologist!
Even at an early age she knew what her palce in life was. Natural instincts.
Here's to Prop 8, and Domestic Violence charges at its most rampant!
Here's to having more anal sex in 2012!
Congratulations! You always create drama out of absolutely nothing.
Congratulations on getting knocked up and your imminent marriage based on guilt.
I don't want to toot my own horn but...
Congratulations on your new udders.
Congratulations son! Get the fuck out.
Do I look like I give a fuck about how the song actually goes?
Congratulations on getting your swagger back.
Congrats on officially being a nurse! I can't wait to exploit your medical knowledge. For free.
Well done on your VIP status at the sperm bank.
now that our wives have left us, lets go find some ladyboys!
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