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  • Yes! My ecard went viral!

    Yes! My ecard went viral!

    Cara248409104/02/2014
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  • Thank You.... Status updates, tweets, selfies, and Instagram. So many ways to be self important, braggy, half-witted and boring all at the same time!

    Thank You.... Status updates, tweets, selfies, and Instagram. So many ways to be self important, braggy, half-witted and boring all at the same time!

    Rrnlrapa 04/01/2014
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • The only reason men allow women to climb the corporate ladder is to look up their skirts. Congrats on your Promotion!

    The only reason men allow women to climb the corporate ladder is to look up their skirts. Congrats on your Promotion!

    emote04/01/2014
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  • Congratulations. I had a crush on you, but I'm over it. Seeing some of other gals you've boned makes me realize your criteria for what's fuckable begins & ends with bipedal & breathing. Um, gross.

    Congratulations. I had a crush on you, but I'm over it. Seeing some of other gals you've boned makes me realize your criteria for what's fuckable begins & ends with bipedal & breathing. Um, gross.

    Dr.Gia03/31/2014
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Congratulations on being so intent on having more pins than someone else that you can't possibly find time to have a real life... or make dinner.

    Congratulations on being so intent on having more pins than someone else that you can't possibly find time to have a real life... or make dinner.

    youwishuknew03/30/2014
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  • Sometimes i just rub my beard, Because, well, I can.

    Sometimes i just rub my beard, Because, well, I can.

    Mattias355536003/30/2014
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  • That report I thought I lost: I found it!!! I found it!!! I found it!!!

    That report I thought I lost: I found it!!! I found it!!! I found it!!!

    Ray353765803/28/2014
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  • Guess who pooped today.

    Guess who pooped today.

    Linda139526903/25/2014
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  • That moment when you say 'your out of my life'.

    That moment when you say "your out of my life".

    crazyness4-u03/24/2014
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  • Don't care about politics? Well we don't care about you. That's why we can do what we want.

    Don't care about politics? Well we don't care about you. That's why we can do what we want.

    Leena349394803/23/2014
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  • Remember that your 7-day honeymoon will make one whole week. Uh, I mean one hole weak.

    Remember that your 7-day honeymoon will make one whole week. Uh, I mean one hole weak.

    Tossman03/23/2014
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  • Now that you're dating again, here's hoping that you aren't a premature ejaculator.

    Now that you're dating again, here's hoping that you aren't a premature ejaculator.

    dave2770103/23/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • X-Hamster.com is down.

    X-Hamster.com is down.

    TheSirian354977903/21/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Yes, yes you got married, now can we move one with our lives.

    Yes, yes you got married, now can we move one with our lives.

    Pisica Roz03/21/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • RN HOT T INC sells Herbalife and those Crazy Wraps. www.rnhottinc.myitworks.com www.goherbalife.com/rnhottinc.

    RN HOT T INC sells Herbalife and those Crazy Wraps. www.rnhottinc.myitworks.com www.goherbalife.com/rnhottinc.

    Rnhott 03/20/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congrats on deleting your pinterest and making a fake one just so you can follow/stalk me. Yeah, that's healthy!!

    Congrats on deleting your pinterest and making a fake one just so you can follow/stalk me. Yeah, that's healthy!!

    hisclassywife03/20/2014
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  • Happy Birthday Great Grandpa, I can't believe you are 90. I wonder If Ill live that long or will civilization collapse?

    Happy Birthday Great Grandpa, I can't believe you are 90. I wonder If Ill live that long or will civilization collapse?

    Elena354787903/20/2014
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  • What is game. Dumber than a box of rocks? You. Useless as tits on a bull? You Again. Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through Peanut Butter. Just take a guess.

    What is game. Dumber than a box of rocks? You. Useless as tits on a bull? You Again. Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through Peanut Butter. Just take a guess.

    jettnjen03/19/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • We had sex... It doesn't mean we will be friends tomorrow!

    We had sex... It doesn't mean we will be friends tomorrow!

    Trisha253002003/18/2014
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  • a dash of alcohol, a dash of pot... and fill the rest with 'I dont give a fuck' yeah that's me.

    a dash of alcohol, a dash of pot... and fill the rest with "I dont give a fuck" yeah that's me.

    CynthiaBordenx03/18/2014
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