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  • But He Said He Loved Me.

    But He Said He Loved Me.

    Jarrett157227505/18/2012
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  • Happily, one day you'll all be so entitled you won't even have to know what a mammal is.

    Happily, one day you'll all be so entitled you won't even have to know what a mammal is.

    knat05/18/2012
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  • I'm So Glad I Wrapped It.

    I'm So Glad I Wrapped It.

    Jarrett157227505/18/2012
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  • One day, sweetie, he'll give you the honor of naming a World of Warcraft character after an over-abundant chemical in your brain.

    One day, sweetie, he'll give you the honor of naming a World of Warcraft character after an over-abundant chemical in your brain.

    knat05/18/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Anyone can get their degree. But can you touch your elbow with your tounge? Game, set, match!

    Anyone can get their degree. But can you touch your elbow with your tounge? Game, set, match!

    Mike143258405/18/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I take you, to be my future second ex-husband.

    I take you, to be my future second ex-husband.

    Janice139944305/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations on your first opportunity for foreclosure.

    Congratulations on your first opportunity for foreclosure.

    AmishLliason05/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm going to use my next company bonus to buy a cute little country in South America. Thank you Goldmans!

    I'm going to use my next company bonus to buy a cute little country in South America. Thank you Goldmans!

    Tiemen156056705/17/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Congratulations, on being the only person I know who can share their entire life on Facebook and still show their face in public.

    Congratulations, on being the only person I know who can share their entire life on Facebook and still show their face in public.

    Mike153587105/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I hope your baby doesn't turn out as ugly as everyone thinks it will be.

    I hope your baby doesn't turn out as ugly as everyone thinks it will be.

    krissyyy05/17/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I know I should be happy you're engaged but I am too busy being jealous.

    I know I should be happy you're engaged but I am too busy being jealous.

    booper05/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • And this year we'll divorce our spouses so we won't feel guilty when we are having sex.

    And this year we'll divorce our spouses so we won't feel guilty when we are having sex.

    booper05/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If I had a head like yours I'd get it circumcised.

    If I had a head like yours I'd get it circumcised.

    livinloud12s05/17/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • We finally did it! We finally found a visual to describe the size of the gaping hole your Mom calls a vagina!

    We finally did it! We finally found a visual to describe the size of the gaping hole your Mom calls a vagina!

    jziegler7205/17/2012
    3.50 (2 votes)
  • I would like to congratulate the board on their excellent performance in fucking the American Public.

    I would like to congratulate the board on their excellent performance in fucking the American Public.

    vlhurg4205/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations on maybe being the father.

    Congratulations on maybe being the father.

    Kendra156411605/17/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Kill yourself!

    Kill yourself!

    fuckyoubitch05/16/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • So, you finished reading 50 Shades of Grey....how 'bout you come over here and read deez nuts.

    So, you finished reading 50 Shades of Grey....how 'bout you come over here and read deez nuts.

    Jj140599905/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congrats on the new baby! I didn't get a gift, I just assume that the taxes I pay and the welfare you collect should be sufficient.

    Congrats on the new baby! I didn't get a gift, I just assume that the taxes I pay and the welfare you collect should be sufficient.

    Jacqueline214605/16/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Congratulations to yourself for not ending up with another jerk.

    Congratulations to yourself for not ending up with another jerk.

    GSuazo05/16/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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