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It's about time you put on your big boy pants and did something about your situation... Good job.
rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
5.00 (3 votes)

It only took you 8 years of college to obtain your Liberal Arts Degree. SUCCESS.
rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
5.00 (3 votes)

Congratulations on getting a promotion based off of all the work I did... I didn't need the raise anyway.
rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
4.00 (4 votes)

You are now that much closer to the end of your life than you were at the beginning of this sentence. Congratulations!
kundun9 hours ago
5.00 (2 votes)

LIKE A BOSS...
elperronegro05/09/2012
5.00 (2 votes)

I Don't. I just wanted the dress and the attention.
Alesha132635505/04/2012
5.00 (2 votes)

In the toilet. Look. That's big enough to earn itself a name. Bravo.
rainmandefinitely04/28/2012
4.00 (4 votes)

Congrats on the baby, hope it doesn't turn out ugly like you.
onedirectioner2204/28/2012
5.00 (3 votes)

I think when they coined the term "dumb as a doornail," that they had you specifically in mind.
rainmandefinitely04/26/2012
5.00 (3 votes)

Yeah... It's pretty much the end of your life.
rainmandefinitely04/20/2012
5.00 (3 votes)

Congratulations on being a fucking douchebag, you really outdid yourself!
laurenthehuman03/24/2012
5.00 (2 votes)

Congratulations on having a C - section.
Carolina2138yesterday
4.50 (2 votes)

Congrats on not being pregnant this month!
jw_012305/09/2012
4.00 (3 votes)

Congrats on being a douche!
dharder7605/04/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

Congratulations on your little cock blocker.
Carolina2138yesterday
5.00 (1 votes)

Wow!! You've uploaded more photos of yourself, taken by yourself!! You rock!!
svensven05/22/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

Congratulations on getting pregnant! May your daughter never find out what a whore you were in college...
Flapjacks2105/03/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

Cheers.. to the fakes and phonies of Facebook. Although we dont believe your fairytales, youll always have your imaginations to back you up >nz<.
Lilly1587372yesterday
5.00 (1 votes)

I have to poop, no wait... thank God for Depends. Game On!!
eyesoar2504/30/2012
5.00 (1 votes)

Going to the gym today? Better update your status and check in so that everyone on Facebook knows.
Amy778015904/26/2012
5.00 (2 votes)

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