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  • May I be the first to congratulate me for being the first to congratulate you on your recent accomplishment.

    May I be the first to congratulate me for being the first to congratulate you on your recent accomplishment.

    unmentionables04/12/2009
    2 sends
    4.21 (39 votes)
  • Congratulations on your 35th minute anniversary of being clean and sober.

    Congratulations on your 35th minute anniversary of being clean and sober.

    Mr. Keith07/05/2011
    2 sends
    4.67 (9 votes)
  • The secret to a successful marriage is to let other people do it.

    The secret to a successful marriage is to let other people do it.

    justforhahas03/04/2010
    1 sends
    4.24 (38 votes)
  • Congratulations on the upcoming celebration of your inherent ability to ignore red flags.

    Congratulations on the upcoming celebration of your inherent ability to ignore red flags.

    andygoose07/06/2010
    1 sends
    4.71 (55 votes)
  • Congratulations on your fifteen minutes of still not being famous.

    Congratulations on your fifteen minutes of still not being famous.

    soyanas01/12/2012
    1 sends
    4.29 (7 votes)
  • Let's celebrate that you're out of the doghouse in hopes that the celebration doesn't get you back into the doghouse.

    Let's celebrate that you're out of the doghouse in hopes that the celebration doesn't get you back into the doghouse.

    kerioldham01/23/2012
    1 sends
    4.17 (6 votes)
  • Congratulations on not being pregnant! You'll have to clean this up, though.

    Congratulations on not being pregnant! You'll have to clean this up, though.

    Babydoll1102/15/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I deserve a medal for making it through this week without stabbing someone with a fork.

    I deserve a medal for making it through this week without stabbing someone with a fork.

    kuriuskit04/20/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Congratulations on finding another web-based outlet for your consuming narcissism.

    Congratulations on finding another web-based outlet for your consuming narcissism.

    bsking01/05/2009
    1 sends
    4.39 (70 votes)
  • Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise.

    Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise.

    monkeyshines01/05/2009
    1 sends
    4.47 (118 votes)
  • May your most recently devised subterfuge fool a suitable mate into loving who you claim to be.

    May your most recently devised subterfuge fool a suitable mate into loving who you claim to be.

    dumbdumb03/13/2009
    1 sends
    4.24 (37 votes)
  • Congratulations on being that fat and still alive.

    Congratulations on being that fat and still alive.

    markusskinnus03/31/2009
    1 sends
    4.16 (50 votes)
  • Congratulations on finding your balls again.

    Congratulations on finding your balls again.

    caschris08/16/2009
    1 sends
    3.76 (45 votes)
  • You are now that much closer to the end of your life than you were at the beginning of this sentence. Congratulations!

    You are now that much closer to the end of your life than you were at the beginning of this sentence. Congratulations!

    kundun9 hours ago
    1 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • 'Congrats!' For when the person you're congratulating isn't worth five syllables.

    "Congrats!" For when the person you're congratulating isn't worth five syllables.

    JohnQDriveway05/21/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • And heres to you. Thanks for being a mighty fine bitch.

    And heres to you. Thanks for being a mighty fine bitch.

    Dominic158089205/20/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Congratulations on the new job! I see you found a urine sample donor!

    Congratulations on the new job! I see you found a urine sample donor!

    lilgrl887605/22/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • A woman won a Nobel prize? Must have been one hell of a good sandwich.

    A woman won a Nobel prize? Must have been one hell of a good sandwich.

    dharder7605/22/2012
    1 sends
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • Congratulations! You are not a father!

    Congratulations! You are not a father!

    Toni158921105/22/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You are by far the nosiest bitch in the office. Congratulations.

    You are by far the nosiest bitch in the office. Congratulations.

    wenchgirl9905/22/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)

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