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  • Get ready to pay twice as much as you should.

    Get ready to pay twice as much as you should.

    Christopher110062 hours ago
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  • Women's Rights!

    Women's Rights!

    jonathan33442 hours ago
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  • Come at me, bro.

    Come at me, bro.

    Katie1234597402 hours ago
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  • 'Guilty ! Of being the biggest slut on facebook! Stop the GD duckfaces already!

    "Guilty ! Of being the biggest slut on facebook! Stop the GD duckfaces already!

    tanya5592 hours ago
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  • I wrote everything I love about you on this paper.

    I wrote everything I love about you on this paper.

    Christopher110063 hours ago
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  • 'In honour of Jersday, I'm going to fuck you, then call you a cab.'

    "In honour of Jersday, I'm going to fuck you, then call you a cab."

    tanya5595 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I just took a huge shit. Who wants some tea?

    I just took a huge shit. Who wants some tea?

    allicat897 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Slip me some skin, soul brother!

    Slip me some skin, soul brother!

    geoffo12319 hours ago
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Don't presume to 'know me' just because I occasionally respond to your texts.

    Don't presume to "know me" just because I occasionally respond to your texts.

    If I had a llama23 hours ago
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  • So, how's that 'I-still-live-with- my-parents- even-though- I'm-over-40' thing working out for ya?

    So, how's that "I-still-live-with- my-parents- even-though- I'm-over-40" thing working out for ya?

    If I had a llamayesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • YES, I got the message. 'Stupid dick doesn't understand 'is not in right now' call him back'. Sound about right?

    YES, I got the message. "Stupid dick doesn't understand "is not in right now" call him back". Sound about right?

    polarola777yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Same thing next Tuesday?

    Same thing next Tuesday?

    andrewunderhill14yesterday
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  • There, now you have a valid attention-seeking status update to post.

    There, now you have a valid attention-seeking status update to post.

    thatsprogressiveyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • It may be out of your control, but your constant coughing still drives me crazy.

    It may be out of your control, but your constant coughing still drives me crazy.

    shmanks3yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Kiss my ass, bitch.

    Kiss my ass, bitch.

    allicat89yesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Sorghum beer, a beer for all you liberal wheat hating pussys!

    Sorghum beer, a beer for all you liberal wheat hating pussys!

    pgodzboomyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Every time I text you, I am totally on the crapper.

    Every time I text you, I am totally on the crapper.

    applepeeleyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'Is she a big fat person? About a size 14?'

    "Is she a big fat person? About a size 14?"

    naboombooyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'You're just the sweetest little kitty cat, yes you are.'

    "You're just the sweetest little kitty cat, yes you are."

    naboombooyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Oh...I have heard about you. You are that Honey Badger that doesn't give a fuck. Well, I'm with you, Brother.

    Oh...I have heard about you. You are that Honey Badger that doesn't give a fuck. Well, I'm with you, Brother.

    Chrissy8677yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)

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