Is this a good time to mention that I don't approve of your lifestyle?
I just got my period so there really is no reason for us to ever talk again.
Seeing pictures of you at an elephant farm is confusing.
WHAAAAT? Are you serious Wendy?
I can't help but think you've had a sex dream about me.
I've finally joined the twelve step program better known as Insufficient Funds.
Have your people call my people and we'll do lunch.
The fact that you asked for the "hipster" look only entices me to do this blindfolded.
Just found another way to point out the dissapointment that is your penis.
And this... is how I found you guys!
The best things in life are young and Asian.
I wonder if the neighbors know that I'm the one killing all of their cats..
Just letting you know that your death will be highly celebrated.
I'm required by law to tell you I moved in next door.
Have you had an accident at work? Then it was probably your fault
