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  • DAMN! You must be a fire alarm... Because you are really loud and annoying!

    DAMN! You must be a fire alarm... Because you are really loud and annoying!

    abeer10k10/04/2013
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • Please, it's 'Pregnant' or 'Expecting' Hell, I'll even accept 'With Child'. Just NOT 'Prego'. I am not now, nor was I ever, a jar of tomato sauce.

    Please, it's "Pregnant" or "Expecting" Hell, I'll even accept "With Child". Just NOT "Prego". I am not now, nor was I ever, a jar of tomato sauce.

    mayefaire10/04/2013
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Why don't you believe I am making these ecards ..because you have seen the pictures before? This isn't a Playboy. Read my words. 8~ll.

    Why don't you believe I am making these ecards ..because you have seen the pictures before? This isn't a Playboy. Read my words. 8~ll.

    James343247410/01/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Get off my lawn!

    Get off my lawn!

    John69205010/01/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I hope you catch on fire.

    I hope you catch on fire.

    cjwalker51909/30/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Hear ye, people of Facebook, behold this fascinating update upon my status.

    Hear ye, people of Facebook, behold this fascinating update upon my status.

    Jason Griffith09/30/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If I had a dollar for everyone who ever pissed me off I'd be one rich bitch.

    If I had a dollar for everyone who ever pissed me off I'd be one rich bitch.

    Christine343168509/28/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Be a girl with manners, A bitch with a attitude, And a lady with class.

    Be a girl with manners, A bitch with a attitude, And a lady with class.

    Akaansha342938809/28/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Keep on talking trash about New Kids On The Block and you'll get the same @$$-beating every single time!!!!

    Keep on talking trash about New Kids On The Block and you'll get the same @$$-beating every single time!!!!

    princezz198509/27/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You don't know me, but I went to Crossfit today.

    You don't know me, but I went to Crossfit today.

    markusskinnus09/27/2013
    3.71 (7 votes)
  • Can't you see I'm exercising my right to ignore you?

    Can't you see I'm exercising my right to ignore you?

    catadams09/26/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Please don't fart in my Mercedes.

    Please don't fart in my Mercedes.

    snh09/25/2013
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • If you ever plan on calling me, give me a heads up...So I have enough time to change my number.

    If you ever plan on calling me, give me a heads up...So I have enough time to change my number.

    James342489809/25/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's Hump Day, Here is some money to find yourself a good hump.

    It's Hump Day, Here is some money to find yourself a good hump.

    stonecoldstv8609/25/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • IT'S THE FIRST OF THE MONTH!!! GET UP GET UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

    IT'S THE FIRST OF THE MONTH!!! GET UP GET UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

    KATALOVESYOU09/24/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Apparently gunning a beer right before meet-the-teacher night is considered 'poor form' in some circles. Scotch it is.

    Apparently gunning a beer right before meet-the-teacher night is considered 'poor form' in some circles. Scotch it is.

    Dave342920309/24/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You used my loofa! I know you did!

    You used my loofa! I know you did!

    Tracy342857809/24/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm not 'negative,' you're an 'idiot.' That's a whole different thing.

    I'm not "negative," you're an "idiot." That's a whole different thing.

    jennypyne09/23/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Please, Thank you, I'm sorry, Forgive me, I love you. Simple words. Powerful words. Use them.

    Please, Thank you, I'm sorry, Forgive me, I love you. Simple words. Powerful words. Use them.

    sonshinegirl7509/23/2013
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You must stop taking photographs of yourself in the mirror. Better yet, put away your dildo before taking a picture.

    You must stop taking photographs of yourself in the mirror. Better yet, put away your dildo before taking a picture.

    NarraYoretra09/22/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)

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