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  • May your inspirational quotes someday inspire you to use spell check.

    May your inspirational quotes someday inspire you to use spell check.

    sayanythingsayers05/12/2012
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  • The amount of fuck I dont give is beyond measure.

    The amount of fuck I dont give is beyond measure.

    Brandon148180805/12/2012
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  • Sometime's It's hard to know when a policeman isn't really two dwarves stacked on top of each other.

    Sometime's It's hard to know when a policeman isn't really two dwarves stacked on top of each other.

    Hannah4166805/11/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Cannibals are always coming up with new and creative ways to cook their food.

    Cannibals are always coming up with new and creative ways to cook their food.

    Hannah4166805/11/2012
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  • Stop making yourself look like a whore on facebook its so unattractive.

    Stop making yourself look like a whore on facebook its so unattractive.

    Marty152577105/11/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Pinterest Etiquette: There is a fine line between repinning a few Pinterest pins and pilfering the whole damn board.

    Pinterest Etiquette: There is a fine line between repinning a few Pinterest pins and pilfering the whole damn board.

    BellaBellaBella05/11/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • My inner child is one mean motherfucker.

    My inner child is one mean motherfucker.

    tonyagarrison05/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Twenty bucks... Twenty minutes.

    Twenty bucks... Twenty minutes.

    AlexRSotoECards05/11/2012
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  • Teach them to love and cherish the pig that they themselves will one day be forced to murder.

    Teach them to love and cherish the pig that they themselves will one day be forced to murder.

    Hannah4166805/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm gonna deal with you when all the FUCKING PISSED has had time to steep and develop a really robust FUCK YOU flavor.

    I'm gonna deal with you when all the FUCKING PISSED has had time to steep and develop a really robust FUCK YOU flavor.

    amywest05/11/2012
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  • I'm gonna deal with you when all the FUCKING PISSED has had time to steep and really develop a robust flavor of FUCK YOU.

    I'm gonna deal with you when all the FUCKING PISSED has had time to steep and really develop a robust flavor of FUCK YOU.

    amywest05/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I got your email, cell number and skype account from the boys locker room wall, I'll sext you later.

    I got your email, cell number and skype account from the boys locker room wall, I'll sext you later.

    Pam141525305/10/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If everyone can form a single line, it would be my pleasure to hate you all one by one instead of as an entire group.

    If everyone can form a single line, it would be my pleasure to hate you all one by one instead of as an entire group.

    Pam141525305/10/2012
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • Thankyou for lowering my house's value by parking your piece of crap infront of it, god bless your sir.

    Thankyou for lowering my house's value by parking your piece of crap infront of it, god bless your sir.

    Zenmer05/10/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Skeet skeet skeet, Water gun...

    Skeet skeet skeet, Water gun...

    djjessejamesdenver05/10/2012
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  • I'm trying to understand you, but I don't speak stupid.

    I'm trying to understand you, but I don't speak stupid.

    jason1461505/10/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • My foot.....your ass.....comprende?....amigo.

    My foot.....your ass.....comprende?....amigo.

    ght13inaz@yahoo.com05/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm here to kick ass and chew tobacco. And I'm plumb out of tobacco.

    I'm here to kick ass and chew tobacco. And I'm plumb out of tobacco.

    elperronegro05/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Figured I should say 'hello' since your Facebook comments mutated from delightful quips to unmitigated character assassinations.

    Figured I should say "hello" since your Facebook comments mutated from delightful quips to unmitigated character assassinations.

    awesomebaxter05/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • We bleed for 5-7 days without dying. I wouldn't trust us either.

    We bleed for 5-7 days without dying. I wouldn't trust us either.

    Brie130738205/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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