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  • Does this hat make me look like I give a shit?

    Does this hat make me look like I give a shit?

    Henry120623103/07/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • For chrissake, Timmy, get your head out of the gutter...I'm a doctor, not a Catholic Priest!

    For chrissake, Timmy, get your head out of the gutter...I'm a doctor, not a Catholic Priest!

    xzuosie04/16/2010
    4.50 (8 votes)
  • 'Im going to buy you a puppy and rip its head off...'

    "Im going to buy you a puppy and rip its head off..."

    Josh155532305/14/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • Since you're gross, shouldn't you be smart?

    Since you're gross, shouldn't you be smart?

    Jennifer1299271yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Bitch, it's OVER!! Get over it & MOVE ON!! Your ignorant incompetent ass has got to grow up eventually & today seems like a FAB day to do so!!!

    Bitch, it's OVER!! Get over it & MOVE ON!! Your ignorant incompetent ass has got to grow up eventually & today seems like a FAB day to do so!!!

    Amber1591878yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You're not a whore, You just have a really friendly vagina.

    You're not a whore, You just have a really friendly vagina.

    arhughes87yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I go to the store at 2 a.m. to avoid annoying people like you.

    I go to the store at 2 a.m. to avoid annoying people like you.

    Lily Odairyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • So tell me, have you always been a self serving, self righteous douchbag?

    So tell me, have you always been a self serving, self righteous douchbag?

    Lily Odairyesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape. She was pissed off when I started holding auditions for her part.

    Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape. She was pissed off when I started holding auditions for her part.

    gd4405/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If you're not wasted, the fucking day is.

    If you're not wasted, the fucking day is.

    Stephanie158870005/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Shut, shut your mouth.

    Shut, shut your mouth.

    dman123205/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I look forward to using you for sex when it's convenient for me.

    I look forward to using you for sex when it's convenient for me.

    cindylouwho02/14/2009
    4.22 (9 votes)
  • Let's summarize our current status so our communication quota is met for the next few months.

    Let's summarize our current status so our communication quota is met for the next few months.

    runcmd09/10/2009
    2.67 (3 votes)
  • If you lay down and make a BABY, then stand up and be a DADDY!

    If you lay down and make a BABY, then stand up and be a DADDY!

    Shortyz01/20/2012
    4.00 (4 votes)
  • I remember you, you're the squirter.

    I remember you, you're the squirter.

    Josh9080201/22/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • I just wanted to say hello and also I just crop dusted you.

    I just wanted to say hello and also I just crop dusted you.

    Lily Odair05/20/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If you are reading this at work I really hope that you aren't an air traffic controller or 911 dispatch operator.

    If you are reading this at work I really hope that you aren't an air traffic controller or 911 dispatch operator.

    maren01/09/2009
    4.23 (13 votes)
  • I'll be the straightest guy whoever nailed you in the ass.

    I'll be the straightest guy whoever nailed you in the ass.

    Awsomeo200004/27/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • You may have the moves like Jagger, but you don't have his money. Now, please get lost.

    You may have the moves like Jagger, but you don't have his money. Now, please get lost.

    jvm062505/18/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If you tan anymore, the government is going to have to add a new checkbox to the census form that says 'Whitetrash'.

    If you tan anymore, the government is going to have to add a new checkbox to the census form that says "Whitetrash".

    jvm062505/18/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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