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  • Get off my lawn!

    Get off my lawn!

    John69205010/01/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Be a girl with manners, A bitch with a attitude, And a lady with class.

    Be a girl with manners, A bitch with a attitude, And a lady with class.

    Akaansha342938809/28/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Sorry we can't be friends, I never realized how much ATTENTION you needed until you joined facebook.

    Sorry we can't be friends, I never realized how much ATTENTION you needed until you joined facebook.

    wiseguys09/11/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You must stop taking photographs of yourself in the mirror. Better yet, put away your dildo before taking a picture.

    You must stop taking photographs of yourself in the mirror. Better yet, put away your dildo before taking a picture.

    NarraYoretra09/22/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Epic fail: Trying to hold a fart so long it Made me want to vomit.

    Epic fail: Trying to hold a fart so long it Made me want to vomit.

    Laura308786308/03/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Listen here you little prick...

    Listen here you little prick...

    Rick338741407/31/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • 'Twerk Something'.

    "Twerk Something".

    Remyra316581103/06/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • When I asked, how you doing, I wasn't asking for your fucking life story. I already know every mundane detail of your life from your Facebook statuses.

    When I asked, how you doing, I wasn't asking for your fucking life story. I already know every mundane detail of your life from your Facebook statuses.

    hlpe2509/07/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Ohh sorry I didn't 'like' your recent selfie on facebook, your really not as fabulous as you think you are!

    Ohh sorry I didn't 'like' your recent selfie on facebook, your really not as fabulous as you think you are!

    wiseguys07/10/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Just another friendly reminder to let you know that I'm not sitting at work obsessing about you.

    Just another friendly reminder to let you know that I'm not sitting at work obsessing about you.

    Elisha338711907/31/2013
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • I'm not responding to your last text because.... Well yes, I am ignoring you.

    I'm not responding to your last text because.... Well yes, I am ignoring you.

    Maureen297889705/19/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Yes, I'm single. And you're going to have to be AMAZING to change that.

    Yes, I'm single. And you're going to have to be AMAZING to change that.

    Amy164663606/13/2013
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I might be an 'old fuck', but I still know how to dive right in!

    I might be an "old fuck", but I still know how to dive right in!

    fun2playwithj08/15/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Now quit thinking about the tight end... and give it to the wide receiver.

    Now quit thinking about the tight end... and give it to the wide receiver.

    fun2playwithj08/15/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I moustache you a question... ...but I'll shave it for later.

    I moustache you a question... ...but I'll shave it for later.

    Shaela267039401/16/2013
    4.00 (2 votes)
  • I know you said you don't exercise, but it was pretty impressive when you ran across the Golden Corral parking lot once it started raining.

    I know you said you don't exercise, but it was pretty impressive when you ran across the Golden Corral parking lot once it started raining.

    buttercupz08/12/2009
    4.28 (18 votes)
  • Just checking you're ok as the liquor store opened 2 hours later than usual today...

    Just checking you're ok as the liquor store opened 2 hours later than usual today...

    philoliveruk07/17/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • As a guest, I will happily get bit by your aggressive dog if I can bite you for being a crappy pet owner.

    As a guest, I will happily get bit by your aggressive dog if I can bite you for being a crappy pet owner.

    jorge1876907/04/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm feeling in a happy, happy, celebratory mood... Actually it's just yet another excuse to have one of my numerous booze benders.

    I'm feeling in a happy, happy, celebratory mood... Actually it's just yet another excuse to have one of my numerous booze benders.

    ajaxx06/27/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I have a strong customer service background. By that I mean I always press the mute button before calling someone a cunt.

    I have a strong customer service background. By that I mean I always press the mute button before calling someone a cunt.

    Tom19614707/18/2012
    4.80 (5 votes)

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