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  • I'm one of the most discriminating sluts you'll meet.

    I'm one of the most discriminating sluts you'll meet.

    calderasfarm02/26/2009
    2 sends
    4.06 (72 votes)
  • Look! That cloud looks like your mom's vagina!

    Look! That cloud looks like your mom's vagina!

    silliness4u05/02/2012
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'd love for us to hang out and catch up once I'm absolutely sure I'm doing better than you.

    I'd love for us to hang out and catch up once I'm absolutely sure I'm doing better than you.

    lxxepicxxl03/08/2010
    1 sends
    4.31 (49 votes)
  • The fact that you didn't defriend me after my last status makes me wonder if you have me hidden from your news feed.

    The fact that you didn't defriend me after my last status makes me wonder if you have me hidden from your news feed.

    jimmm03/28/2010
    1 sends
    4.39 (44 votes)
  • I hope you didn't confuse my holiday mass text with genuine concern for your well-being.

    I hope you didn't confuse my holiday mass text with genuine concern for your well-being.

    jbrim1011/25/2010
    1 sends
    4.17 (23 votes)
  • I'd like to include me in your will.

    I'd like to include me in your will.

    Dawnamatrix07/08/2011
    1 sends
    4.81 (16 votes)
  • You only look fat when you're anywhere I can see you.

    You only look fat when you're anywhere I can see you.

    catesrc08/30/2011
    1 sends
    4.47 (17 votes)
  • You have the awesome personality of someone much uglier than you.

    You have the awesome personality of someone much uglier than you.

    big_fat_toe09/10/2011
    1 sends
    4.59 (17 votes)
  • Your lack of current photos on Facebook has convinced me you're now fat.

    Your lack of current photos on Facebook has convinced me you're now fat.

    mcloven09/26/2011
    1 sends
    4.74 (33 votes)
  • 'A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world ...oh sorry...that's wine...wine does that...'

    "A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world ...oh sorry...that's wine...wine does that..."

    tanya55902/10/2012
    1 sends
    4.50 (4 votes)
  • If I ever go missing I want my picture on a beer bottle, instead of a milk carton so that only fun people find me!

    If I ever go missing I want my picture on a beer bottle, instead of a milk carton so that only fun people find me!

    Awsomeo200005/03/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Let's keep playing 'Somebody That I Used To Know' to remind us of people we want to forget.

    Let's keep playing "Somebody That I Used To Know" to remind us of people we want to forget.

    shelovesit05/07/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You're a dick.

    You're a dick.

    sarahred2305/08/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • We bleed for 5-7 days without dying. I wouldn't trust us either.

    We bleed for 5-7 days without dying. I wouldn't trust us either.

    Brie130738205/09/2012
    1 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Skeet skeet skeet, Water gun...

    Skeet skeet skeet, Water gun...

    djjessejamesdenver05/10/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Thankyou for lowering my house's value by parking your piece of crap infront of it, god bless your sir.

    Thankyou for lowering my house's value by parking your piece of crap infront of it, god bless your sir.

    Zenmer05/10/2012
    1 sends
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I got your email, cell number and skype account from the boys locker room wall, I'll sext you later.

    I got your email, cell number and skype account from the boys locker room wall, I'll sext you later.

    Pam141525305/10/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • My inner child is one mean motherfucker.

    My inner child is one mean motherfucker.

    tonyagarrison05/11/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Stop making yourself look like a whore on facebook its so unattractive.

    Stop making yourself look like a whore on facebook its so unattractive.

    Marty152577105/11/2012
    1 sends
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • May your inspirational quotes someday inspire you to use spell check.

    May your inspirational quotes someday inspire you to use spell check.

    sayanythingsayers05/12/2012
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)

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