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  • I just carved this statue of a woman. How do you like it?

    I just carved this statue of a woman. How do you like it?

    Jeffrey351271702/17/2014
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    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I love it how we all dress up like a million bucks in Vegas, and then go off and get waisted on 2 dollar margaritas!

    I love it how we all dress up like a million bucks in Vegas, and then go off and get waisted on 2 dollar margaritas!

    Sumita352396602/16/2014
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  • Hush let's pretend we are in a library....... I'm reading and you're still talking.

    Hush let's pretend we are in a library....... I'm reading and you're still talking.

    rwcantrell02/10/2014
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    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Yes dear I know this month is 10% off Scentsy...I will call Crystal so we can stock up!

    Yes dear I know this month is 10% off Scentsy...I will call Crystal so we can stock up!

    Crystal352193002/09/2014
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  • When I poke you I don't want or need anything from you. I am just letting you know that I am thinking of you.

    When I poke you I don't want or need anything from you. I am just letting you know that I am thinking of you.

    rwcantrell02/08/2014
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  • Get out of my life before I physically remove you.

    Get out of my life before I physically remove you.

    miss.lxs02/07/2014
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  • Why do you retouch your pics when in public we keep seeing that fugly face you have.

    Why do you retouch your pics when in public we keep seeing that fugly face you have.

    Francisco194889502/04/2014
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  • and i suppose we don't need fire extinguishers because we have firemen. Thanks officer but I'm keeping this.

    and i suppose we don't need fire extinguishers because we have firemen. Thanks officer but I'm keeping this.

    jessnault02/03/2014
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  • Hi Mom, I saw you rocking on nudelive. I still tipped you... Son.

    Hi Mom, I saw you rocking on nudelive. I still tipped you... Son.

    Angela351735002/02/2014
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  • Seeing your fat arms on the pictures from our high school reunion...well...it just made me so very happy.

    Seeing your fat arms on the pictures from our high school reunion...well...it just made me so very happy.

    Iame02/01/2014
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  • LORD CAN YOU PLEASE TURN WATER INTO VODKA.

    LORD CAN YOU PLEASE TURN WATER INTO VODKA.

    MayaDevi01/30/2014
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  • So they want to poke huh ? Well.

    So they want to poke huh ? Well.

    catadams01/28/2014
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  • Happy, Happy Joy, Joy.

    Happy, Happy Joy, Joy.

    catadams01/28/2014
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    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm doing better. Today it only took an hour to achieve the 'natural' look.

    I'm doing better. Today it only took an hour to achieve the "natural" look.

    Sara351342801/27/2014
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  • You better wash your damn hair before the US invades your scalp for oil.

    You better wash your damn hair before the US invades your scalp for oil.

    sekoppe01/23/2014
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  • Here is to hoping our next conversation is as short as Black History Month.

    Here is to hoping our next conversation is as short as Black History Month.

    coolbreezegurl01/19/2014
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  • Those pictures of your kid look great! Too bad all of their childhood memories of you will be with your face behind a camera!

    Those pictures of your kid look great! Too bad all of their childhood memories of you will be with your face behind a camera!

    sekoppe01/19/2014
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  • I'm gonna need you to shut the F-U-C-K up before I B-I-T-C-H slap you. How's that for spelling it out for you!

    I'm gonna need you to shut the F-U-C-K up before I B-I-T-C-H slap you. How's that for spelling it out for you!

    susanlynn01/18/2014
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  • MISS YOU......BITCH!

    MISS YOU......BITCH!

    Venla350479901/14/2014
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  • A little birdy once told me a story.. I changed the ending and I shanked that bitch!

    A little birdy once told me a story.. I changed the ending and I shanked that bitch!

    Andreah350398201/11/2014
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