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Now that i've started my cycle, all I need is a new set of Rosary beads and a pair of ugly Carreras and i'll be all set for Tiki Bar this summer!

APRIL 5TH, 2012

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Somewhat Topical

I won't actually speak to women I find attractive at the club tonight, but i'll make sure to creep like their pictures on Instagram!

MARCH 4TH, 2012

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Valentine's Day

It's been 15 minutes since Valentine's Day ended, do you think it's appropriate to start posting scantily clad pictures of myself on the internet again?

FEBRUARY 15TH, 2012

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Valentine's Day

Honey, i'll give you what you want today, but I expect you to deliver on Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th.

FEBRUARY 14TH, 2012

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Somewhat Topical

I can't wait until the Teen Moms become 40something Grandmoms. Hopefully MTV is still following them then.

FEBRUARY 11TH, 2012

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Somewhat Topical

I can't wait until the Teen Moms become Menopausal Grandmoms.

FEBRUARY 11TH, 2012

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Valentine's Day

Let's really cherish this Valentine's Day together, because in 92 days i'll be dumping you to kick off Memorial Day Weekend single.

FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012

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Somewhat Topical

I don't always post quotes on Facebook, but when I do, I make sure they're complex ones so bitches think i'm intellegent.

FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012

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Super Bowl Sunday

I can't wait for the Super Bowl to be over so I can stop pretending to like football in an attempt to attract men.

FEBRUARY 5TH, 2012

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Super Bowl Sunday

As as Jets fan, i'll be trying my hardest to blackout during the game this year.

FEBRUARY 4TH, 2012

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Somewhat Topical

Instagram, making it easy for stupid people to become popular on the internet, since 2010.

FEBRUARY 1ST, 2012

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Memorial Day

If you can't get laid at D'Jais this weekend, i'm revoking your man card.

FEBRUARY 1ST, 2012

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Seasonal

I'm eagerly anticipating summer and sleeping with any man at the shore that shows the slightest interest in me.

JANUARY 30TH, 2012

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Somewhat Topical

I'm counting down to the start of summer so I can sleep with any drunk men that show the slightest interest in me.

JANUARY 30TH, 2012

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Somewhat Topical

My weekend doesn't start until I hit AT LEAST a Level 3.

JANUARY 29TH, 2012

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Somewhat Topical

I deleted my Facebook, but plan on intensifying my attention whoring on Instagram.

JANUARY 29TH, 2012

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