CREATE YOUR OWN CARD
Say exactly what you want to that special someone or anyone with a Web connection! Now you can make and send as many personalized cards as you like, and submit them to appear in our User Cards section. If your card's great, it could get chosen as an Editor's Pick. If not, let's maybe never speak of it again!
I bet you would have done well on The Gong Show.
If some giant monster trapped you in a clear plastic ball for their own amusement, I bet you'd shit 40 times in the first minute too, so don't judge my hamster.
Michael Jackson's death has inspired me to spend more quality time with your children.
I'd ask you to hang out with me sometime if it didn't make me sound like a desperate loner.
I was going to murder all of you in an office shooting rampage until I saw someone brought in donuts.