There seems to be an extraordinary amount of people today who need a good bitch slap.
Along with setting you clocks back, be sure to change the batteries in your vibrator.
I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
Introducing the soon-to-be graduate and world's coolest history teacher: Mr. Harris! *Applause*
There seems to be an extraordinary amount of people today who need a good bitch slap.
I would pay to be able to track the IP address and computer location of those who one-star my cards.
You are perfect for the lead role in my new film, "The Crackhead"
It seems as though that instead of attending your formal party, I will just be really well dressed while watching internet porn.
And now for one of my all time favorites, bibbity, bobbity boo, from The Sound of Music.