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  • You know you're stressed when you need to get something done ASAP and take a nap instead.

    You know you're stressed when you need to get something done ASAP and take a nap instead.

    Autismotron7904/15/2014
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  • Well, someone had an extra bowl of stupid for breakfast this morning.

    Well, someone had an extra bowl of stupid for breakfast this morning.

    Rebecca129528704/15/2014
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  • Why are you praying for me? He already knows. The Lord wants you to pull your hands apart, get off your knees, and lend me a hand instead.

    Why are you praying for me? He already knows. The Lord wants you to pull your hands apart, get off your knees, and lend me a hand instead.

    clubdivo04/15/2014
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  • I'd rather post cryptic messages on Facebook than tell you what's really bothering me.

    I'd rather post cryptic messages on Facebook than tell you what's really bothering me.

    Brandy264458404/15/2014
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  • That moment after pulling on skinny jeans immediately after applying lotion...

    That moment after pulling on skinny jeans immediately after applying lotion...

    Rachel356451904/15/2014
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  • When I'm with him I just feel the love! ... Ok, well I've never been with him but you know what I mean, right?

    When I'm with him I just feel the love! ... Ok, well I've never been with him but you know what I mean, right?

    Aj356446604/15/2014
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  • Youtube gurus: Subscribe to my main channel, my vlog channel, my dogs channel, my left foots channel, my right tits channel. Really bitch, does your left butt cheek have one too?!

    Youtube gurus: Subscribe to my main channel, my vlog channel, my dogs channel, my left foots channel, my right tits channel. Really bitch, does your left butt cheek have one too?!

    Mariany356443004/15/2014
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  • Hmmm...... lets see....... what am I doing with my life.....

    Hmmm...... lets see....... what am I doing with my life.....

    Ash356428404/14/2014
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  • I'm really looking forward to eating leftovers at lunch - No One Ever.

    I'm really looking forward to eating leftovers at lunch - No One Ever.

    mikedmerrill04/14/2014
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  • you say you don't give a shit but your always mad. makes sense.......

    you say you don't give a shit but your always mad. makes sense.......

    Heather356395304/14/2014
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  • In your persistent efforts to secure a mate please don't expand your search to include relatives.

    In your persistent efforts to secure a mate please don't expand your search to include relatives.

    Ivy356352104/13/2014
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  • My life hurts.

    My life hurts.

    Bethany789904/13/2014
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  • Shut the fuck up about Crossfit already.

    Shut the fuck up about Crossfit already.

    nam4anad04/13/2014
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  • What does a bird in a cage and a housewife with no friends have in common?.? Always looking outside with not a damn thing to do..

    What does a bird in a cage and a housewife with no friends have in common?.? Always looking outside with not a damn thing to do..

    ctown6904/12/2014
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  • Does anyone hear me??? I'm thinking not... I guess I'll make someecards to pass this boring day...

    Does anyone hear me??? I'm thinking not... I guess I'll make someecards to pass this boring day...

    ctown6904/12/2014
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  • OMG Instagram is down, what am I going to do with the food I just ordered!?!?

    OMG Instagram is down, what am I going to do with the food I just ordered!?!?

    sja.signature04/12/2014
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  • That moment you remember you left that cum soaked paper towel on the bedroom floor and your new girlfriend is due home before you.

    That moment you remember you left that cum soaked paper towel on the bedroom floor and your new girlfriend is due home before you.

    Joe319676504/12/2014
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  • Keep spreading your lies, sweetheart. Your only making yourself look like a fool. I'm enjoying it.

    Keep spreading your lies, sweetheart. Your only making yourself look like a fool. I'm enjoying it.

    ajslight04/12/2014
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  • Dropping coins. Penny: Whatever Nickle: Oh well Dime: Darn it Quarter: Oh, fuck that! I'm gettin' that shit.

    Dropping coins. Penny: Whatever Nickle: Oh well Dime: Darn it Quarter: Oh, fuck that! I'm gettin' that shit.

    dodson_knight_8204/12/2014
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  • So the PMS excuse isn't working anymore ... hmmm...ok then...ALIEN BRAIN IMPLANT! Yes, darling, it's what is, er, making me crazy! Yes! That's it!

    So the PMS excuse isn't working anymore ... hmmm...ok then...ALIEN BRAIN IMPLANT! Yes, darling, it's what is, er, making me crazy! Yes! That's it!

    Karlie257613604/12/2014
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