Cry For Help User Cardsshowing 81 - 100 of 10,000+
sort by: Newest | Sends | Rating
  • Are there no limits to my mental instability?

    Are there no limits to my mental instability?

    Cara248409104/05/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • According to my computer, I've been up a whole hour longer than I needed to be and now the kids are awake! Damn you Daylight Savings!

    According to my computer, I've been up a whole hour longer than I needed to be and now the kids are awake! Damn you Daylight Savings!

    kcsmun04/05/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Please Lord Give me the strength to deal with today's bullshit!

    Please Lord Give me the strength to deal with today's bullshit!

    kahamarca04/05/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Dear Lord... Please make me strong... so that I can deal with all the morons I will run in to today!

    Dear Lord... Please make me strong... so that I can deal with all the morons I will run in to today!

    kahamarca04/05/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • How is it that all the moron drivers decided to live between my house and where I work?

    How is it that all the moron drivers decided to live between my house and where I work?

    OldPhart104/05/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • A bad day at work is better than having sex with you.

    A bad day at work is better than having sex with you.

    Benjamin214560704/05/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • When you're down to nothing, God is up to something!

    When you're down to nothing, God is up to something!

    Susanne355874104/04/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Yaaaay, its friday!! Oh, wait. I'm a photographer.

    Yaaaay, its friday!! Oh, wait. I'm a photographer.

    Nicole355859004/04/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If you fall, I'll be there. -floor.

    If you fall, I'll be there. -floor.

    Briana355833404/04/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Either can't sleep Or can't stop sleeping. What'll it be today?

    Either can't sleep Or can't stop sleeping. What'll it be today?

    Briana355833404/04/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Post again telling us how annoyed you are by your friend's statuses. That's not annoying at all.

    Post again telling us how annoyed you are by your friend's statuses. That's not annoying at all.

    Calico355828804/04/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Some people are just too cute for their own good.... Me being one of them!!!

    Some people are just too cute for their own good.... Me being one of them!!!

    Veronica355813304/04/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Not even half way through my day, and I've already gone through ALL of the wine! Even the hidden reserves!

    Not even half way through my day, and I've already gone through ALL of the wine! Even the hidden reserves!

    jerseyla04/03/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Huh? So what you're saying is, if I don't go to the doctor, you take my money anyways?

    Huh? So what you're saying is, if I don't go to the doctor, you take my money anyways?

    Billy cakes04/03/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Are you kidding me!?!? You won't let me explore your other hole....???

    Are you kidding me!?!? You won't let me explore your other hole....???

    terismall201304/03/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Fuck a shrink, I'll spend my money on Ink Therapy.

    Fuck a shrink, I'll spend my money on Ink Therapy.

    Brina276221204/03/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You are legally brain dead, right?

    You are legally brain dead, right?

    Relatively Easy04/03/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You say you're not competing? Oh ok. What does it mean exactly when your posts are copies of someone else's posts? Coincidence? I think not.

    You say you're not competing? Oh ok. What does it mean exactly when your posts are copies of someone else's posts? Coincidence? I think not.

    Sheila171984804/02/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If you want something done right.... Step #1: Slap the shit out of the person who failed Step #2: DO IT YOURSELF!!

    If you want something done right.... Step #1: Slap the shit out of the person who failed Step #2: DO IT YOURSELF!!

    Jennifer355734804/02/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If my problems bother you, that's your problem.

    If my problems bother you, that's your problem.

    girlweena04/02/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)

DON'T MISS THIS