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  • I wonder how much time I'll spend doing nothing today.

    I wonder how much time I'll spend doing nothing today.

    Constance112004805/21/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I wish more things were burritos.

    I wish more things were burritos.

    jasonmp05/18/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • You're only one stack of shit from hoarder status.

    You're only one stack of shit from hoarder status.

    jon46and205/06/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • I tend to date the type of gentleman I don't feel comfortable being alone with until I send a photo of his ID to a friend.

    I tend to date the type of gentleman I don't feel comfortable being alone with until I send a photo of his ID to a friend.

    Leah105354804/12/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I can't wait until you relapse. Then I won't be the only one getting shit-faced.

    I can't wait until you relapse. Then I won't be the only one getting shit-faced.

    Michael136525804/09/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Why can't men be satisfied with just a hug now and then.....

    Why can't men be satisfied with just a hug now and then.....

    Kanda126621603/20/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • I wear overalls, because overall, I don't give a fuck.

    I wear overalls, because overall, I don't give a fuck.

    Henry120623103/08/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Congrats that your lithium is ineffective.

    Congrats that your lithium is ineffective.

    knat05/22/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Dear Facebook, I know you're not going to add a dislike button, but could you please consider an attention whore button?

    Dear Facebook, I know you're not going to add a dislike button, but could you please consider an attention whore button?

    Christopher142626204/25/2012
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • You get your ass back on that intertube and paddle your ass right back to Mexico.....I said paddle.

    You get your ass back on that intertube and paddle your ass right back to Mexico.....I said paddle.

    matthewcraig198205/20/2012
    3.67 (3 votes)
  • Glad I woke up for a nice day full of suck.

    Glad I woke up for a nice day full of suck.

    Stephanie158870005/22/2012
    3.00 (3 votes)
  • Your existence may be proof that evolution is 'just a theory.'

    Your existence may be proof that evolution is "just a theory."

    knat05/22/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • White boys can't jump, but they sure can FLY!!! - Oh shit...

    White boys can't jump, but they sure can FLY!!! - Oh shit...

    saltino89yesterday
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I bet God thought he was pretty hilarious when decided to give me girl muscles.

    I bet God thought he was pretty hilarious when decided to give me girl muscles.

    Jaidon14761836 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Why yes! Feel free to tell me about your reality. I'll just sit here and use my brain for actual thought.

    Why yes! Feel free to tell me about your reality. I'll just sit here and use my brain for actual thought.

    bitterintellect4 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Mmhmm, you've had this pain for 2 months and you need to be seen today because it's excruciating and you're going out of town? Riight - come on in!

    Mmhmm, you've had this pain for 2 months and you need to be seen today because it's excruciating and you're going out of town? Riight - come on in!

    Debra12532303 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Oh yes, I totally believe that you accidently dropped your Vicodin into the bathroom sink; let me call you in another script right away!

    Oh yes, I totally believe that you accidently dropped your Vicodin into the bathroom sink; let me call you in another script right away!

    Debra12532302 hours ago
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING! There is Internet drama happening right NOW!

    STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING! There is Internet drama happening right NOW!

    thatonegirl02/24/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Your downward spiral will soon be ending. Please don't forget to remove any personal baggage as you exit this dimension.

    Your downward spiral will soon be ending. Please don't forget to remove any personal baggage as you exit this dimension.

    eberts060412/19/2008
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Someone should really tell her that just because she was able to put that outfit on, doesn't always mean that it fits.

    Someone should really tell her that just because she was able to put that outfit on, doesn't always mean that it fits.

    T'Rasha159062505/22/2012
    5.00 (2 votes)

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