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  • With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of 6lbs 7ozs.

    With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of 6lbs 7ozs.

    Dawnamatrix07/13/2011
    4 sends
    4.71 (28 votes)
  • Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged.

    Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged.

    jessaltzm10/04/2011
    3 sends
    4.91 (47 votes)
  • Who said One Direction?

    Who said One Direction?

    madithomp03/30/2012
    2 sends
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

    Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

    KaeNay05/08/2012
    2 sends
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • No Que No Cabrona!

    No Que No Cabrona!

    akoochof05/11/2012
    2 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I either need to hate fuck somebody or buy a new handbag. Both would be equally satisfying.

    I either need to hate fuck somebody or buy a new handbag. Both would be equally satisfying.

    Allison1238305/17/2012
    2 sends
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • I miss the days when my life was dysfunctional in a way that others found merely humorous.

    I miss the days when my life was dysfunctional in a way that others found merely humorous.

    drunkmonkey06/05/2009
    2 sends
    4.55 (11 votes)
  • My flamboyant attire picks up where my parents left off.

    My flamboyant attire picks up where my parents left off.

    dumbdumb04/01/2009
    1 sends
    4.26 (35 votes)
  • By the time you get this card, I won't remember sending it.

    By the time you get this card, I won't remember sending it.

    sugarbean04/02/2009
    1 sends
    4.56 (41 votes)
  • If it will move things along, I guess we can try doggie style.

    If it will move things along, I guess we can try doggie style.

    kiki378205/05/2009
    1 sends
    3.97 (35 votes)
  • YOU HURT MY FEELINGS :-(.

    YOU HURT MY FEELINGS :-(.

    middlemgm10/20/2009
    1 sends
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm finding that the shitty job I took out of desperation is really getting in the way of my search for a new shitty job.

    I'm finding that the shitty job I took out of desperation is really getting in the way of my search for a new shitty job.

    fifomutex01/07/2010
    1 sends
    4.00 (50 votes)
  • Lord, grant me the serenity to accept fucktards I cannot change... ...and the restraint to not punch them in the face...

    Lord, grant me the serenity to accept fucktards I cannot change... ...and the restraint to not punch them in the face...

    elleangel02/17/2010
    1 sends
    4.40 (10 votes)
  • Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over the internet.

    Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over the internet.

    otto4204/27/2010
    1 sends
    4.42 (19 votes)
  • From the moment I first saw you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

    From the moment I first saw you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

    wasteoflife05/22/2010
    1 sends
    4.54 (48 votes)
  • I think I speak for everyone when I say that I have no idea what I'm talking about.

    I think I speak for everyone when I say that I have no idea what I'm talking about.

    japanesecowboy11/21/2011
    1 sends
    5.00 (25 votes)
  • Ask me about my A.D.D. or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like tv? I saw a rock. Hi.

    Ask me about my A.D.D. or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like tv? I saw a rock. Hi.

    jomadado12/03/2011
    1 sends
    2.67 (3 votes)
  • If my life were a movie let's see what else is on.

    If my life were a movie let's see what else is on.

    lxxepicxxl12/06/2011
    1 sends
    4.67 (18 votes)
  • I just want someone who treats me the way I delusionally think I deserve to be treated.

    I just want someone who treats me the way I delusionally think I deserve to be treated.

    japanesecowboy12/19/2011
    1 sends
    4.83 (30 votes)
  • Wine pong. Wayyy classier than beer pong.

    Wine pong. Wayyy classier than beer pong.

    allisonsarx01/17/2012
    1 sends
    1.00 (1 votes)

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